Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

Twisted steel and American sex appeal. tattoos and walking barefoot is my shit Joined March 2016

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Andy Slater @AndySlater

3 years ago

Ok, Chaos! @ColbyCovMMA ♠️

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

I was doing hella drugs when I decided to cover my arm in tattoos and some mornings I wake up and forget they are there. Like “who’s fucking arm is this?”

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Just when I start to think I’m tall, a dude moves in that 6’7

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Portland guaranteed has the most lesbians per capita

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

My girlfriend thought she was being cute and bought me coffee and a poppyseed muffin. There is nothing cute about pissing hot for heroin because you ate a muffin, thanks tho babe 😅

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

On the bus and I am millimeters from shitting myself. 😭

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Idk who needs to hear this, but just because you have a photographer take boudoir photos of you, does not mean you are attractive.

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Late to the party but I can’t believe Nate Diaz almost knocked out Leon, then loses the decision. Than decides to invite an entire area to his house party.... different fucking breed

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This is a pros and cons list I made before I was dating my girlfriend. “Rachel” had asked me to go to the bar and told me that she also doesn’t drink but wanted to see if I’d like to hangout with her and the others outside of work. She thought this was funny maybe you guys will 2

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

So like fomo is super real

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Woahh... who in the fuck talks like this?? 😅

Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

5 years ago

Woahh... who in the fuck talks like this?? 😅

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Gi: I got the Epic Pass for 135$ Me: sick bro, but have you tried heroin?

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

I wonder if I’m the first person to get kicked out of sober living for voicing my opinion about how the clients are looked at like receipts instead of people struggling with addiction. Having a tough evening.

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

I never used intravenous drugs, but I’ve been having gnarly dreams about shooting heroin.

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Girls in car: I love your tattoos. Me: *flexes. *girls in car loop around block. You want a ride? Me: sorry I like boys. (Not really) Girl: me too, we can s*** a d*** together. And this is why I love Portland.

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Going home from work, a car comes flying down division easily doing 70 in a 40, slams on the breaks at a red, drivers switch in the middle of the road. Police pull over a homeless man instead of the clearly intoxicated vehicle. Where was this shit for my dui’s? 😤

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

Going through fair housing laws in my real estate class... you wouldn’t believe how difficult it was to get a house if you were not white back in the day.

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

My girlfriend is so sweet, that I’m pretty sure I got diabetes from going down on her.

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Austin Prosch @ProschAustin1

4 years ago

So the girl I’m dating and I started out as avid rock climbing partners. Belaying someone takes a level trust you can’t start to imagine. Get you a rock climber. 😊😊