Godot (Parody) @ProsecutorGodot
what the fuck is 5 hour energy Joined September 2019-
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Sorry I’ve been gone for a while. I have lots of assholes to prosecute on trespassing charges. And as of today, looks like I’m going to have a lot more. Oh well, back to work.
Lethalrun Contest League mid/good tbh. Ever heard of Ace Attorney?
Where the fuck is Ace Attorney Investigations: Godot, Capcom? I’m waiting.
Apparently some dude named “Chupa” been saying some stuff about me. I’ve got something for just for him, it’s called Godot blend #107
Hmm today I have found myself in a strange, more pixelated land than normal. I met a short skeleton creature who was throwing a party for getting into “Super Smash Bros” I suppose I have nothing else to do, so why not show up to his celebration.
Update: don’t worry guys I’m actually alive I didn’t get suicided by you know who. I can’t be fooled by the “put-poison-in-my-coffee-while-I’m-not-looking” trick more than once. Anyway apparently Jeremy Frankenstein got suicided too. One less case for me to worry about.
Met these two gentlemen today. Coffee connoisseurs such as myself. I didn’t exactly hear the large brown lump say anything other than coffee, but we exchanged brews, and I must say, the lump brews a fine mug. It gives Godot brew #97 a run for it’s money.
What the fuck. I was brewing my Godot blend number 72 this morning (as I always do for my third daily cup of coffee) when all of a sudden I take my first sip and I end up in this unearthly realm. It’s all... text boxes and images. Oh well. Not that different from what I’m used to
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