Robert Pattinson @PseudoRob
I'm not Rob Pattinson, but we have a lot in common. And by a lot, I mean we're both men. Born in May. That's about it. Have fun! Everywhere you want to be Joined February 2009-
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Yup. That's right, I did it. http://on.mtv.com/kOrk0c #MTVMovieAwards #TaylorKissesBetterThanKristen
The scene in #WFE where I come out of the trunk in drag? Got drunk the night before and director decided to film the after effect. Bastard.
What? WHAT?! Not only does Kristen bring home more than me, but now the DOG does too? Unacceptable. Gonna strike. http://twitpic.com/4h0ewg
I'm circulating a petition to have Rebecca Black play a random side character who gets killed off in Breaking Dawn. Anyone wanna sign?
Me and the ball & chain went out for a movie date. Fans found us. I spent more time with them than her. WINNING.
Hypothetically speaking of course, our babies would be beautiful. Just putting it out there. Take it as you will. http://bit.ly/i2xXsC
BAM. I'm on there 3 times. Suck it Taylor. When it comes to middle-aged ladies' backs, I'm 3 times more popular. http://twitpic.com/3oxfu1
Merry Christmas to all. If more than half your gifts were Twilight related, I thank you. I get a merchandising percentage. #TwilightXmas
Oh c'mon. Shouldn't the yellow section be just a little bit bigger? But to be fair, I'm a mix of green and red. http://twitpic.com/3g7tec
Due to my relationship status I am required to state that this is complete bollocks. (Even though it isn't.) http://twitpic.com/2jz52m
Oh! Pick me! Pick me! http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/tlg/1893560318.html
Ooohhh! I know which one I'd pick! http://twitpic.com/239y6s
That's right. It happened. Kagan handled herself well, but it was obvious she's gaga for Edward. http://bit.ly/b4yBQh
Yes, that was a real mustache. I go all out for all roles, even pretend movie award ones. Don't judge me.
Thanks for all the pseudo birthday wishes. I pseudo appreciate them. Time for 24 shots at any pub I can stumble into. ... Pseudo!
Now everyone can imagine they're marrying Edward. Not like they don't already. Face it - he's a catch. http://tinyurl.com/BellasRing
It's sad...because it's true. My hair had it's own line in the budget, and justifiably so. http://twitpic.com/1dh2yw
Yes, the rumors are true. I admitted Kristen and I are an item. But what I didn't admit is...it's only because she kidnapped my dog. Prat.
Cambridge to start teaching Twilight? I call dibs on being a guest speaker, as long as they can promise to protect me. http://bit.ly/dx5TYM
Saw this ad and laughed. Which one? If you're lucky, none of them. http://www.twitpic.com/ui8yy
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