PSO Rumors @PsoScuttlebutt

Is this thing on?

The people have spoken. Syed will never be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Deli.

Chicago journalist on the hot seat after using ethnic slur on podcast.

Why is Keyon so unhinged?

Rumors from Keyon’s locker room saying he is never seen without a shirt - not even in the shower.

Mitch has clarified that it was actually Mike who executed the Mariota/Fields trade.

Mitch traded Justin Fields for Marcus Mariota.

Correcting an earlier report: it is, in fact, Keyon who sux.

Justin’s one Wilson policy is bizarre, but he sticks by it.

The simulator has exploded.

Franchises are split between whether they think Keyon is buying or selling. [This tweet is scheduled to run every year on November 1.]

Officials in the Mitch/Mike organization have told me that they're considering adding a "Keyon watch" to the private investigator they're currently retaining during their trade negotiations with Trevor.

The Peppa Pigskins are truly in shambles, with Jason said to be trying to trade Garner Minshew three more times this season rather than build a championship roster.

Rumors from the Playhouse locker room of an angry confrontation between Lamar Jackson and his new manager. Jackson said to have reacted very badly to being criticized after he led the team to victory.

I'm hearing that Lamar Jackson still hasn't unpacked his luggage after being traded to Justin. The former star quarterback expects to be on the move again before the trade deadline.

SCUTTLEBOT STATUS: RESTARTING.

A source has confirmed to me that Justin has reached out to Patrick about running back Christian McCaffrey.

Over the next four months hundreds of PSO players will be released. Some will catch on with another team, but many will be Jeff Wilson Jr.

Hearing rumblings of a trade that will completely transform the valuation of RFA rights for years to come, "a real market-setter," said one owner who preferred to remain anonymous.