Ben @PugPlot

I feed the robots and help retailers gain incremental revenue through online display. I have a pug and my life's objective function is to maximize the PugLife. San Francisco, CA Joined April 2015

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LilGenghis @lilgenghis

3 years ago

@AdamParkhomenko

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Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go

3 years ago

We are real

Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

We are real

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Jose Manuel Sánchez · Consultor SEO 🚀 @Josemas

3 years ago

When you're trying to enter the bios menu after booting

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One other artifact of a #OneTeam era. The time (@seanxiesx I believe) slid a purple Post-It to me in a unrelated meeting. I slid back the yellow Post-It and we quickly decided the fate of developers integrating UWT forever. 🥹 It has since sat on my desk 💙

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parker lyons @tweetsbyparker

3 years ago

🚨PARENTS🚨 please check your kid’s halloween candy. there have been reports of yubikeys hidden in candy bars. people are sick!

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vx-underground @vxunderground

3 years ago

Insert commas into your password so when your credentials are dumped into a CSV it breaks it

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dani @kordeilogy

3 years ago

This is extremely accurate

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Bryan Liles @bryanl

3 years ago

I try not to judge when I’m on video calls, but when I see this, I have a hard listening to what you are saying.

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Leslie Vosshall PhD @leslievosshall

3 years ago

Here is the front door of a C. elegans lab. These people mean business.

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Star Trek Minus Context @NoContextTrek

3 years ago

THE ENTERPRISE COMPUTER SYSTEM IS CONTROLLED BY 3 PRIMARY MAIN PROCESSING CORES CROSS LINKED W/A REDUNDANT MELACORTZ RAMISTAT AND 14 KILOQUAD INTERFACE MODULES.THE CORE ELEMENTS ARE BASED ON FTL NANOPROCESSOR UNITS ARRANGED INTO 25 BILATERAL KELILACTIRALS WITH 20 OF THOSE BEING

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Ben @PugPlot

3 years ago

🤣😆🤣😝

Darrion Nguyen @lab_shenanigans

3 years ago

🤣😆🤣😝

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matt @mattxiv

3 years ago

i made a little presentation

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Ben @PugPlot

3 years ago

I can’t tell you how much I love #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds. The actors are 🥰 and the deep/complicated relationships are 🔑. Follow your favorite actors here because I am here for it 👍🤘🏳️‍🌈 😎. The #vfx artists are also amazing. I ❤️ the process.

Melissa Navia 🚀 @melissaCnavia

3 years ago

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karl the fog @KarlTheFog

4 years ago

Oh, hey down there. I know it's been awhile, so hope you still recognize me 🤞 (I put on a few metric tons over the last two years). Moved in with my parents in Point Reyes at the start of the pandemic. The free rent was great, but nothing beats hanging 6ft away from you.

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Ben @PugPlot

4 years ago

After failing yesterday, it’s on now. The strategy blogs are a great read. Wordle 206 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Ben @PugPlot

4 years ago

I am such a proud #pug dad today. Rupert 🐶 got a mouse that has been terrorizing our apartment for two days. His expression was priceless. “Did you see that sh*t?!?” and then “Now before we get anyone else involved, let’s get our story straight”. 😂😆🤣

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Ben @PugPlot

4 years ago

Be honest, too 🏳️‍🌈 or naw? 🤓😎👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏿 #gaynerds

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Ben @PugPlot

4 years ago

The Halloween 🎃 decorating situation is starting to escalate at the apartment 😬

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Couch Nish 🛋️ @CouchNish

4 years ago

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂