Pun Predictor @PunPredictor

Joined July 2011

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4 years ago

I see they're now selling whiskey-infused oak wood chips. Talk about scraping the barrel! #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

I've invented a new sport chasing after a bag of lentils, but it just doesn't get my pulses racing #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

The ghost of Cilla Black came to me last night and confirmed that the Salisbury train crash had nothing to do with the Russians, saying "not another, chuck" #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

I always get a rise out of the organisers when entering a bag of Homepride in the flower show #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

I've decided to pack it in after 35 years running my Icelandic tanning salon. Time to turn over a new Leif #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

In a landmark court case my local football club's goals stand accused of shrinking whenever the opposition shoots. Denied by the crossbar #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

I've been trawling the Internet for footage of the shameful dumping of raw sewage into British waterways, but it's hard to find a live stream #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

The engine in my motorised toilet keeps breaking. It's driving me potty #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

My local Empanadas / Indian Street food-themed restaurant attracts quite a rough crowd. Serves them right for naming it Argie Bhaji #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

You can tell Halloween is fast approaching, as every time I send colleagues emails I keep getting OOO messages #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

Which social media platform is really causing a buzz at the moment? It's got to be Wattsapp #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

Scientists have recently discovered that parrots fly fastest feet-first in stormy conditions. Talk about throwing macaw shin to the wind #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

My career as a side view portrait artist never took off. It was just two eyebrow for me #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

If any of you are free to join me in campaigning for the water companies to speed up the water out of the taps that would be great. If not, no pressure #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

I love travelling to Belfast, but I can't for the life of me work out why they Ulster at me #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

If like me you've got all the Chicago musical songs in your head it Illinois the hell out of you #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

"un gumbo, trois jambalayas, cinq po'boys ....." I like trying out the local delicacies of South Louisiana on the odd a-Cajun #LunchPun #RateMyPun

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4 years ago

Roger Moore was great at playing James Bond and Simon Templar, but inventing the choc ice on a stick was definitely his Magnum Opus #LunchPun #RateMyPun