Punjamin Button @PunjaminB
I make puns Joined January 2020-
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What do you call an actor in the ocean? Scuba Gooding, Jr.
When you start eating a frozen treat, and then you dont keep eating it, it's a stopsicle
What do you call a squash that hates ogres? Gourd Farquaad
When you try to make it better but it gets much worse it's a "corrupt-grade." - SpaceyG
When you dig a hole, the stuff that's left over is the remaindirt
What do you call a pervert in a wheelchair? Stephen Gawking
What do you call it when you get rid of a fetus but you still love it? Adortion
What do you call it when you're home alone so you decide to redo the tiling in the bathroom? Macaulay Caulking
What do you call a church piano made of cheese? Organzola
What do you get when you cross terrible comedy and raccoon meat? Gamey Schumer
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