Christian Based Pyramid Schemes @PyramidBased
Making my life better thru you! Joined June 2019-
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Are you tired of running out of fuel? Does it frustrate you to fill up your car only then see the price increase before you can shut the door? We are proud to offer this christian based fuel extender made by essential anointing oils. Message me for details.
We are running a Christmas special on our Peppermint/Orange Crush non essential oil. Look at the difference made after one week of applications. Message me for details.
We have a pallet of Colon cleanse on sale. This is a miracle powder that has helped so many. It appears to be out of date because some of the powder spilled and eat a whole thru the pallet. Message me for details.
There’s no shame in a good pyramid scheme game.
Christian Based Pyramid Schemes is more than a company using Christian friends and connections to make money. This company allows you to use your personal witness to convince others to buy a product they may not really need or want. Why not give it a try? Message me for details.
Are you paying too much for gas? Message me today about our newest product. It is a home refinery kit, completely natural and environmentally friendly. Message me for details!
If you are interested in making me money, message me today. Private message for more details.
There’s never been a better time to get involved with Christian based pyramid schemes. Under the current persecution going on it’s easier to get people to believe they can make a fortune selling stuff for others. Message me for information.
Sorry we have been away at conventions preparing for a great 2021 of Christian based pyramid schemes to make money off your closest friends and acquaintances.
Are you tired of getting a Covid test every time a friend or coworker gets Covid? Sure you are. We now have in home Covid test guaranteed to get that negative you want!! Message me today, we are Christian based!
Are you tired of the way mask make you feel? We are not tired of the way it makes you look. Message me today about our “Forever Mask” for the less than blessed looking.
Are you tired of selling your old cloths and shoes on Facebook? Maybe you’ve had one too many porch pick up’s during Covid? Message me today to find out about new and exiting ways to pass on your valuables post Covid.
We’ve got a wonderful story from a man named Jed. Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. Then one day he joined Christian Based Pyramid Scheme and now lives in Beverly Hills! Message me for details.
We’ve had some questions come in today about our Crack Cream. Seems some folks missed it is not for personal use, only for cracks caused by the earthquake. Messaage me for details unfortunately.
After the quake in NC today many have inquired about our famous Crack Cream. If you are experiencing stress lines or fractures on your face message us today. Message me for details. First 5 to respond get the extra smooth Crack Cream Foundation.
I’m getting this fresh air machine for free. Wouldn’t you like to have one too? We are Christian based, message me.
I see a lot of people trying to get you to circumvent FB to see more people’s post. We have a special deal on a method to help you see less people’s post. Message me today!
To everyone who ordered the KJV handbags dipped in essential fish oil, please open upon arrival. The summer heat is causing a bad smell the longer it is sealed up. Early reports say some pet cats and dogs have ripped packaging open. Message me for details.
We have Christian based hand bags dipped in essential oils on sale this month. Message me for details.
Do you enjoy closet clean outs? I know we do here at CBPS. If you post your closet clean out thru us we gaurntee a total sell of your closet including closet rods and dust balls from the corner. Message me for details.

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