Quark Tips @QuarkTips
The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short term quarterly gains. x.com/JoeSondow Deep Space Nine Joined August 2013-
Tweets15
-
Followers4K
-
Following22
-
Likes0
Quark Tips retweeted
Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets. Picard continues offering advice at botsin.space/@PicardTips Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
185
296
4K
340K
153
https://t.co/q1F8qrVAdN
Quark planning tip: Watch out for those meddling kids. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for them.
Quark ethical tip: Human laws are so backward. Unionization is immoral, not prostitution.
Quark realism tip: Money buys happiness. Of course it does. Did someone really tell you it doesn't?
Quark financial tip: Advice isn't free. You want Ferengi tips? That'll be four latinum strips.
Quark relationship tip: There's always a price. "Free love" was a scam cooked up by poor people. Ugly poor people.
Quark morality tip: Money is the root of all evil, and I'll gladly help you relieve yourself of that burden.
Quark business tip: Instead of just satisfying a need of the market, try creating a new need, or better still, a new market.
Quark legal tip: Policemen are just people, and you know how awful people can be.
Quark hospitality tip: The customer is always right, as long as they still have some money left.
Quark software tip: The most profitable holosuite programs are free to play but offer in-app purchases.
The Big Jackpot @Thebigjackpot01
578 Followers 7K Following I like to play #slotmachines at the #casino. From Top Dollar to Huff N' Puff & more, I play ONLY high limit slots, with bets ranging from $50 to $5000 per spin
👁🙏🏼👁 #Soz... @CarolaJojo
3K Followers 8K Following 🙏#FirstDoNoHarm #MenschSein #Menschenkenntnis #drvandanashiva #ONENESS #MIR #Menschheitsfamilie #Gewaltenteilung #MENSCHENWÜRDE #HöheresSELBST #PureAwareness
Ann Onnymouss @onnymouss
7 Followers 2K Following
Stephen Bear @TheGrubbyBear
49 Followers 17 Following The grubbiest bear. I like cash monies and hawking wares. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
PlanetEarthIsMy @manyraim
24 Followers 250 Following
Hsky Boke @HskyBoke
5 Followers 78 Following
Khands23 @agyingiamacha8
21 Followers 179 Following Sandra Jackson Just let me know if you are interested in getting a male or female puppy also where are you locatedThanks for the interest in my puppies . they a
Quark Gable @GableQuark6697
3 Followers 57 Following Just a simple Ferengi looking to make some unproblematic commerce in the Gamma Quadrant.
48 napał @48centimiters
505 Followers 4K Following Post-Modernist "Artist"| Archenemy of @_gynocrat_| defender of the legacy left by @mc_swm| Anti-centrist Anti-realist and Chaosist| religious Satirism enjojer
Holly Hudson she/her @AppalachiaHolly
629 Followers 3K Following #RTOAOWW (random thoughts of an old white woman)
Blue Beetle @BlueBeetleGames
285 Followers 862 Following Now in our 44th year! Just your average geek living with Parkinson's disease. Lifelong Trek fan - Also one of the hosts of There Are Four Hosts! (@fourhosts)
Mechinfunk @Mechinfunk
560 Followers 2K Following Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today. #TwitterOfTime #SteveOfTime #BeardsOfTime OOC: Derek (he/him) #TheWheelOfTime
C @Chrohrsh
109 Followers 269 Following
feiticeira da neovagi... @LaLaLaDeer_
746 Followers 2K Following | 21 | (+18) | 🏳️⚧️todos os pronomes | TRANStornada T4T| PT-BR/ENG | fogo nos fascistas | pfp: @mytigertail | meu amor: @ekopthegoat❤️🔑
Frosty Nug @CryptoBudNFT
662 Followers 1K Following Cannabis Enthusiast 🔥 Novice NFT Creator 🔥 No Flower For Sale or Trade 🔥 Beginner Grower 🔥
David G. Schwartz @DrDave702
7K Followers 1K Following Ombuds, UNLV. Also gaming historian, professor, mediator, and writer.
intrepid titan @defiant_voyager
41 Followers 2K Following
Zap @PSandemann4516
4 Followers 404 Following
🔞WEW WEXTREMEW🥵 @NickTrudeau2023
49 Followers 284 Following 🔞 NSFW WOMEN'S EROTIC WRESTLING 💦 Tammy Lynn Sytch, April Hunter, Shelly Martinez, Francine, Tylene Buck, rip Chyna, Trish Stratus, Lita, Mickie James
Garry Eves @garryeves
92 Followers 57 Following Productivity Coach. Helping people grow their business, get in control of their time and achieve the results they deserve https://t.co/bVMHjZjsE8
Zorak @Zorak
197 Followers 54 Following
Στέλιος Ξαν... @SteliosSKG01
4 Followers 70 Following
geedis_wept @GeedisWept
39 Followers 1K Following
Stone Beach @stonebeachlive
43 Followers 476 Following
Joshua Lopez @elboriqajosh
13 Followers 518 Following
Delaware Impaired @DelawareImpair1
22 Followers 336 Following Kansas before Krokus.... and there my tapes are alphabetized....
Tim Wookie @devilhat
213 Followers 2K Following FOSS evangelist, sitcom geek, retrogamer, guitarist and occasional computer programmer. Possibly neurodiverse. Definitely angry. An entirely personal account.
✨️🅻︎🆄︎�... @SabiNekoLucia
722 Followers 2K Following Unpretentious bio writer, inquiring mind & satirical. #cats #truecrime #startrek #horror #lefty #vegetarian 🖤 Living with severe #chronicillness 🚫No Maga 💙
c3141tw @c3141tw
204 Followers 950 Following Polymath. Computer Nerd. Linguistics. Follows and retweets do not constitute an endorsement,tweets do not constitute legal advice.
Elim Garak @Mr_ElimGarak
7 Followers 108 Following I was in that closet because I'm a tailor, doing tailoring. Or was I? We live in uncertain times, my dear friends. But there may be hope for us yet.
Rob Letcher @robletcher
514 Followers 642 Following Education expert, Ed Tech geek, father of two gamer-boys and a lovely little girl, and husband to a beautiful - if not exasperated - wife.
Robin Bessler @robinbessler
33 Followers 4K Following
Amtsmamsell @Amtsmamsell
7 Followers 126 Following Administration expert, 🇪🇺, Labour Unionist, Politics, Nerdstuff, Culture & Art, Catcontents, Texts in 🇩🇪, 🇬🇧, maybe a bit of 🇨🇵 and 🇲🇨
Crystal Stargazer @realbulborbhrs
1 Followers 21 Following REAL BULBORB HOURS - Pikmin 4 when She/her - Meme mistress at heart
Musk_F.C.A. @Musk_FCA
3 Followers 12 Following All I do is for the greatness that is Grand Nagus Elon.
tomthomson @bohona
8 Followers 419 Following
Andrzej Dawidowicz @adawidowicz0
6 Followers 912 Following
Thy'lek Shran @the_shran
108 Followers 555 Following Intrepid Andorian Commander 🖖🌌 | Fearless explorer of the final frontier | Devoted ally and occasional thorn in the side of Captain Archer | #StarTrek
Jay d @JBears7
27 Followers 67 Following
Xa Wa @_f0G
8 Followers 1K Following
Kranti Divi @KrantiDivi
3 Followers 544 Following
Sebtop @Sebtop3
0 Followers 523 Following
Riker Googling @RikerGoogling
95K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. (Written and automated by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @RikerGoogling.bsky.social
Picard Tips @PicardTips
150K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. Never requested a checkmark. (Created by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @PicardTips.bsky.social
Joe Sondow @JoeSondow
12K Followers 701 Following 📺 https://t.co/xw9qL8KvJp 🐘 @[email protected] 🪁 @JoeSondow.bsky.social 🀄 Board Games 👨💻Game Dev 🤖 Bots 🦝 #IntFic 🎲 TTRPGs 😷 #CovidIsAirborne 🕺 He/Him
Worf Email @WorfEmail
36K Followers 1 Following No longer permitted to post here. (Written and automated by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @WorfEmail.bsky.social
Photoshop TNG @PhotoshopTNG
3K Followers 21 Following What the hell is going on? #PhotoshopTNG (By @JoeSondow)
Star Trek Hour @StarTrekHour
5K Followers 290 Following Join @JoeSondow for the #StarTrekHour hashtag party every Tuesday starting at 1pm PT, 4pm ET, 9pm GMT now on Mastodon: https://t.co/MgE9T3pQqV
O'Brien Tips @OBrienTips
403 Followers 18 Following I can see two possible explanations for it. Either I'm even more feeble-minded than you ever realized, or you're not as smart as you think you are.
Sisko Tips @Sisko_Tips
813 Followers 21 Following I'm no writer, but if I were, it seems to me I'd wanna poke my head up every once in a while and take a look around.
La Forge Tips @LaForgeTips
7K Followers 22 Following Everything was normal, and then suddenly it's like the laws of physics went right out the window. (By @JoeSondow)
Crusher Tips @CrusherTips
917 Followers 21 Following
Seven of Nine Tips @SevenofNineTips
2K Followers 22 Following Impossible is a word that humans use far too often.
Locutus Tips @LocutusTips
7K Followers 22 Following Why do you resist us? We only wish to raise quality of life. (By @JoeSondow)
Troi Tips @TroiTips
2K Followers 22 Following I think I better clear my calendar for the next few weeks.
Wesley Tips @WesleyTips
5K Followers 21 Following Didn't you ever wish you had kids of your own? (By @JoeSondow)
The Brave & the Bald @BraveAndTheBald
705 Followers 20 Following The adventures of Batman and Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Riker Tips @RikerTips
19K Followers 22 Following What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? (By @JoeSondow)
Worf Tips @WorfTips
12K Followers 22 Following I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things. (By @JoeSondow)
Data Tips @Data_Tips
14K Followers 22 Following Being human is not simply a matter of being born flesh and blood. It is instead a way of thinking, acting and… feeling. (By @JoeSondow)
Trends for United States
134 B posts
1.129 posts
29,2 B posts
3.263 posts
18,2 B posts
36,6 B posts
4.269 posts
9.541 posts
45,4 B posts
1.548 posts
91,2 B posts
92,1 B posts
4.661 posts
1.397 posts
84,7 B posts
24,9 B posts
1.478 posts
85 B posts
50 B posts
11,6 B posts
You might like
Joi Ito
@Joi
144K Followers
The New Stack
@thenewstack
40K Followers
Reasonable Faith
@RFupdates
104K Followers
Gul Dukat
@realGulDukat
41K Followers
Jean-Luc Picard
@SpaceDadSupport
2K Followers
Mike "Mish" Shedlock
@MishGEA
34K Followers
Enterprise Computer
@EnterpriseCPU
8K Followers