Quikipedia @Quikipedia1
Wiki, the quik version Joined September 2014-
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Kate Moss: Homeless model and heroin chick. Was covered in gold to raise money for Elton John's AIDS. Played Vogue in "X-Men: Size Zero".
Serena Williams: Courtesan queen. Double-teams with her sister, Veins. Uses powerful strokes combined with backhand foreskin swings.
Simon Pegg: Mental hospital fugitive. Starred in Cornetto's Reign of Terror-themed ad campaign. Claims Star Trek movies exaggerate reality.
Alex James: Cheestring bassist and Babylonian wine king. Unfairly walloped a beagle into space using Graham Coxon's digestive enzymes.
Tom Hardy: ACT therapist and former homosexual. Was force-fed 20 kg of English breakfast by Charles Bronson. Rescued Batman from PETA.
Tony Blair: Unsociable labourer. Impersonated Mick Jagger to date American serial killer. Has illegitimate godchild with Rupert Murdoch.
Jeremy Paxman: De-funked video game character from the 50's. Enjoys aggressive and intimidating BBCs. Lives with biased Romanian stoners.
Zooey Deschanel: Comedian who pretends to be dead. Named after J.D. Salinger's fanny. Worked in a jazz brothel. Has a vegan bun in the oven.
Chris de Burgh: Hands-on mawkish squawker. Lived as a tramp during Reiki-crime tour of UK. Told daughter Rosanna to put on the red light.
Bill Gates: Tiny beta version of pusillanimous Icelandic king. Owns Che Guevara robot personal assistant. Laid foundations for window porn.
Katie Price: Bionic boob raft. Invented the erotic hairbrush. Slaughtered a tribe of jungle pygmies after being asked to eat Ant & Dec.
Ralf Little: Comical footballer and semi-royal dogsbody. Invented cockney slang for the act of releasing semen into crisp-packet condoms.
Tom DeLonge: Trumpet punk and child-offender. Had eyelids removed whilst performing nude roadworks after inhaling burning skateboard fumes.
Lance Armstrong: Newspaper delivery boy and transhuman-ferrari hybrid. Lost magic coffee beans after ketamine-fuelled tricycle rampage.
Martin Keown: Punjabi spy and arse-maintenance advisor. Defended Tony Adams in his divorce hearings. Often sits in an armchair by the fire.
Alex Reid: Transvestite box socialist with mixed marital status. Once served as Tom Hanks' hat stand. Has squeezed Michael Jordan's bum.
Shaun Murphy: Penguin magician and chalk pedant. Known to smoke hundreds of Benson and Hedges per sitting. Found Jesus in online chatroom.
Tinie Tempah: Non-biodegradable sweet packet. Played synth blindfolded at WWEyes Wide Shut. Won Olympic gold medal in anti-gravity boxing.
Perez Hilton: Celebrity bogroll and parasite host. Implicated in outing of Fidel Castro. Surrogate father to Britney Spears' egg kebab.
Katie Hopkins: Sentient flesh column, jungle nun and MEP for fat Indians. Earned a degree in militant epilepsy. Makes shoes from seagulls.
Scared Al @ScaredAlvy
5 Followers 424 Following
Steve Porter @StevePorte57282
8 Followers 131 Following
Kelly Renae ♡ @Educated_Lyon
548 Followers 518 Following ~English/Special Education Teacher~ 🤘🏻🎵✝🏳️🌈🖖🏼🇺🇦. #StopAAPIhate #blackLivesMatter #refusehate #gloriouspurpose
Michael Ghebrial @Miketo201
8 Followers 189 Following
Chris OLeary @ChrisOLeary45
39 Followers 173 Following
Thomas McCue @ThomasPMcCue
151 Followers 2K Following Interested in Brisbane, science especially geography technology and sports including F1, NRL, AFL and Super Rugby. Enjoy exploring and travel worldwide.
Di a Naked lass 2022 ... @notrab2022
458 Followers 488 Following Widow . No profile pic = No follow.. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
Snow Lepp @snowlep
24 Followers 73 Following
Keith Murray @kdmurraym
4 Followers 59 Following Digital transformation, eCommerce and cloud architect at IBM.
Risky Rakesh @rakeshvyas2000
53 Followers 454 Following
This Page Intentional... @jasiu42
42 Followers 185 Following
AbuHasan @KgGhazi
16 Followers 427 Following
Fabio Pedercini @fabio_pedercini
5 Followers 243 Following
Nick Henson @Monkeynuts5000
6 Followers 205 Following
Kelly @Kelly04328686
101 Followers 5K Following ⁉️😘 My name is Kellу!🐢 Нeгe is mу prоfilе and mу nакed piсs!)) Vоtе fог me, baby:⭐️ https://t.co/NciZQYHEnD
P1GD3R1CK @Gd3Ck
0 Followers 111 Following
Ann Shepherd @pashepherd
22 Followers 175 Following wannabelibrarian, searcher/researcher, wife, mom, sister
Martina Sinno @SinnoMartina
62 Followers 309 Following Ricercatrice precaria in Patologia Vegetale, incasinata da sempre e molto affezionata ai suoi casini..
Aamir Khan @itisAkhan
25 Followers 262 Following
matacusa❤️ @matacusea
0 Followers 32 Following
Some Dude @joker042
16 Followers 81 Following
Nick Thompson @Scoobysnax23
250 Followers 1K Following 50something snowboarder raised in a variety of pubs. If is the middle word in life. My thoughts are my own although I can be swayed by Jaffa Cakes😉
Georgina Richardson @porgee_george
4 Followers 122 Following
TheMorriganWhispers @Anon19Ay
2 Followers 72 Following
Dalton Laine @laine_dalton
148 Followers 529 Following Aviation Geek. Pilot. Aviation Economics Researcher. All thoughts and views are my own.
Neil Gauld @craigite
2 Followers 22 Following
Eberhard Rompf @nokerboy
20 Followers 769 Following
Jen #protectourdaught... @jenbernhardt
311 Followers 1K Following Mama, Wife, #Volleyballer, Fitness, Food & Wine Enthusiast, Friend, #daBears, Sarcasm Aficionado, Professional Dev nerd, #loveindy
Glen Atkinson @jetsmygirl29
345 Followers 1K Following
bruh idk @keehosbluehair1
7 Followers 393 Following
LuisBiology @luisvladi99
175 Followers 1K Following Bachelor's degree in Biology, expert in #Bird Communities. Birding nerd🐦🐦🦅🦅 Ecology fan!! 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺
Carlos Bettiol @cbettiol
152 Followers 917 Following
Kristina @Kristin96581542
5 Followers 80 Following be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire✨🔥
Sammywench @sammysams31
516 Followers 1K Following All tweets my own opinion. Passionate about politics-climate emergency-dismantling patriarchy-equality-raising a man-born @323ppm ♥
The National Mathemat... @natmatsci
635 Followers 733 Following A STEM specialist sixth form college for 15-19 year olds. Preparing students for entry to world-leading universities.
Ian Jepson @IanJepson2
24 Followers 65 Following Schalke, Derby & England fan (so much pain for one person), Ex pat living and working in Germany
John Olsson @john_olsson
0 Followers 14 Following
Concerned Citizen @SimpleC1t1zen
839 Followers 1K Following Your body IS the temple~The kingdom of Heaven&God lie within~All life is sacred, treat it as such~❤ one another&yourself~Seek wisdom&truth diligently forever~1❤
Si @Siseeyou
1 Followers 89 Following
Finite Jest @Finite_Jest_
36 Followers 359 Following
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19 Followers 112 Following Bliss is was it in that Dawn to be alive/ but to be young was very heaven!!!!!
Lorna Simes @LornaSimes
1K Followers 3K Following Writer & broadcaster. Host of Global Heartbeat @ncpr. Author of Weight Not Wind & Questions After Dark. Theatre junkie. Runs on tea & biccies.
tobefrank @tobefrank13
87 Followers 394 Following My dark humor and that of others is my escape and salvation from the current political climate. Artist,Democrat,no dm’s!! U2 forever!!
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.5M Followers 664 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Oprah Winfrey @Oprah
40.5M Followers 287 Following
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
72.2M Followers 24K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan
81K Followers 1K Following Former World’s Youngest Person and Bank Robber
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
31.1M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
108.8M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
Aphro Blue @AphroBlue
83 Followers 653 Following A hugger. Community Engagement. Youth. Pan African. Facilitator. Director. Intersectional. Human. Artist @PaixMusic
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
125K Followers 2K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Nick Miller @NickMiller79
33K Followers 2K Following A good man, and thorough. Staff writer: @TheAthleticFC. Who Owns Football? out now, from @BloomsburySport, order from link below. Represented by @sportlitagent
Michael M 👽 @michaelmphysics
5K Followers 796 Following "Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son" - a newspaper Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that just repeats the first line
Daniel Storey @danielstorey85
97K Followers 2K Following Chief Football Writer of @theipaper Football stuff on Instagram too: https://t.co/wD80Idj4an
Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey
53K Followers 792 Following I write music for TV so you don’t have to. Baskerville’s dad. Paul’s son. Ember’s accompanist.
ComixTribe @ComixTribe
3K Followers 270 Following 🚨 GRAWLGORE & SHANKS, the new fantasy mystery is available NOW on Kickstarter! 👉 https://t.co/uw4ezHR0vO
John Lees @johnlees927
4K Followers 742 Following I write comics! ORLA!, GRAWLGORE & SHANKS, THE NASTY, SINK, THE CRIMSON CAGE, AND THEN EMILY WAS GONE, HOTELL. Shop: https://t.co/ecFcFhjVBV.
Louise Ramage @louise_ramage
417 Followers 456 Following Have myalgic encephalomyelitis & my hope is for awareness for all ~ Dr's as well as public. A misunderstood, under studied, debilitating illness!
Erinvcwilson @erinvcwilson
50 Followers 78 Following
Neil Watson-Slorance @neilslorance
12K Followers 1K Following I'm Neil. I like drawing comics. I did a comic called Dungeon Fun, bits for Doctor Who and political stuff. Owns famous tortoise. https://t.co/g6P6rWWG8S
UK_Together2 @Uk_Together2
941 Followers 611 Following The all-parody & non-party campaign for Scotland in the UK. Promoted by Blair McDougall on behalf of Better Together2, 5 Blythswood Sq, Glasgow, G2 4AD.
LCH @LCHUK93
381 Followers 1K Following
Emily Featherstone @EmilyFeatherss
437 Followers 370 Following
Sarah @snibs_92
303 Followers 353 Following
Kimberly Winnington @KimWinnington
4K Followers 997 Following Emmy nominated geek, foodie and Area Coordinator for The Seeing Eye.
Maria @jedipirate
863 Followers 2K Following I am Maria, the Jedi Pirate Wench of all Psych-O Land. She/Her | [email protected] | @jedipirate on Post | @jedipirate .bsky .social
ROY CROPPER not @RoyCropperNOT_
79K Followers 3K Following Love giving gingers a kicking, sniffing bare Ket off trannys cocks and finger blasting fat birds. parody. #Croppered
Bozwonk @lolwarlol
3K Followers 984 Following I like to drive my twitter account like a drunk drives a car. I hit the kerb of serious, then swerve & hit the kerb of silly.
Will Rose @WilboRose
2K Followers 839 Following Animation and Design for all your Nature projects 🌿🌳🌲https://t.co/5jh53pcZUI
Joey Barton @Joey7Barton
2.8M Followers 1K Following Admin Only https://t.co/8fWezwaxAw For all enquiries: [email protected] KAIZEN 🐕💨
Jerry O'Sullivan @jerosullivanRK
7K Followers 2K Following Presenter of Kerry Today on Radio Kerry. My views are often demented but they are always my own. https://t.co/hlc9nV8oeb
Claudia Gillberg @DrCSGillberg
2K Followers 1K Following Facilitator of participation in education. Also, have migrated here, find me by adding an @ in front of: [email protected]
Its ME Matina @justask
2K Followers 2K Following #MyalgicE Patient Advocacy 4 better treatment & cure. UR life/dreams are gone before ur eyes! Federal Advocacy Research Education & Funding #Dysautonomia
Pathfinder 🟠 💊 @Pathfinder
10K Followers 6K Following Cypherpunk Capitalist | Self Sovereignty | Liberty | Fix the money, fix the world | Nostr: https://t.co/o4TBaHDdbX
Maria Korolov @MariaKorolov
6K Followers 2K Following Tech journalist, author. Threads: @mariakorolov, LinkedIn: https://t.co/BNS32Kcg5p, YouTube: https://t.co/Ov7lVJrS1L
Janelle @janwly
2K Followers 1K Following 21 yrs experience as a #pwME. Science interest. Tweets about #MEcfs, other neglected diseases, disability, research, etc. Follow, RT not= endorsement. she/her
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