Sarcasm @QuoteSarcasm
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- You're like a coin. - Awwww, valuable? - No, two faced
mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health
my phone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me
Person: You're ugly. Me: I was trying to look like you today.
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going
ppl: u should talk more! me: *tries to talk* gets ignored - gets interrupted - gets talked over - no one pays attention - no one cares
I study. I take the test. I pass. I forget what I learned. Whats the point?
me: I'm going to bed early tonight. me: is that the sun?!
"Stop fucking spending money like this. We talked about this"
Dear auto correct, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but
when you didnt have to cut any friends off in 2016 cause you barely have any 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
dont judge a book by its cover my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it i did not enjoy myself at all
When you know you dont belong but you try to fit in anyways
Me: I wanna eat healthier Me: yes i'd like 2 McWraps with a large diet coke please
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