Funny Tweets @QuoteTheFun
a collection of funny tweets that is updated daily Joined February 2011-
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I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We've been waiting for this all our lives!
Well of course Maywether won. He only picks fights he Knows he's gonna win. That's why the fight with paquiao never happened.
Other countries have way better commercials
My girlfriend is leaving me cause of my obsession with Africa. Uganda be kidding me, Kenya believe it? Well, it's Ghana be a messy break up.
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.
Mom: "Can I see your Twitter?"Me: "WHAT TWITTER?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
♪ ROLL ROLL ROLL YOUR HOE FUCK HER TILL SHE SCREAMS BUST A NUT SMACK HER BUTT THEN PASS HER TO THE TEAM ♪ ♪
Niggas be like U.O.E.N.O this. U.O.E.N.O that. U.O.E.N.O, U.O.E.N.O.. How about MY FOOT UP YO ASS!? U.O.E.N.O
Around Parents: Normal Mode, on.Around friends: Silly Mode, on.Around Babies: Barney Mode, on.Around Crush: Retard Mode, on
getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there
i am the best cook Because with 2 eggs, 1 sausage, and a little bit of milk, i can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months.
What if every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth?
I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of school,we should have 5 day weekends as well.. you know so we can get all our work done.
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook... I hate people.
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Juicy - "Yo Jamal, The cops are looking for Dwayne, If juicy him, warn him.
I met Eminem once, he was pretty awkward, his palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
i only go on the internet like once a day for approximately 24 hours
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