As the Bedpan Turns @RN_nightshift
Musings and happenings in the life of a nightshift nurse. Just when you think you've seen/heard it all...its time for your next shift... South of the Mason Dixon Joined March 2013-
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Nights like last night make me understand why Obama is President. People are stupid. 😒
Got put on call last night, using PTO tomorrow. Only working one day this week. After last week, I could use the break! #winning
I've had 2 admissions tonight get sent somewhere else...March 1st...it's the luck 'o the Irish, I tell ya! 🍀 Dodgin' 'em left & right!
This hour drive home from work is REALLY getting old. #needsleep
And the prize for the whiniest, most needy patient of the night goes to...the guy with the nose bleed. Really?? 😂🏆 #GetOverIt
Exactly what I wanted to do at the end of a 12hr shift...equipment fair. Blech! 😏
I think the coolest thing about nurse friends is you can openly discus anything with them and it's totally fine. No shame, ever.
@CNAComedy 😂😂😂😂👍
First of 3 nights in a row...only 3 patients...it's been very uneventful...the next 2 nights are prob going to be pure hell! 😳
"You're being discharged" "Did the anesthesiologist write an RX for dilauda?" "No" "Can I get something for pain before I go?" #smh
1st night back in a week & we have a meeting b/c some ppl don't work well with others. Just another episode of As the Bedpan Turns... #smh
Dare I say, we're having a smooth night....
This wine, though. 😊🍷😉 #nightoff #tranxeneprotocol
What do I do on my night off?? Dishes, laundry, catch up on the DVR. #glamorous
#medsurgprobs Having 1013, surgery, pain med seeker, total care and AMS patients all in one night. #smorgasbord
#thingsheardatwork From a dementia patient "you can shove that thermometer up your ass." "GTFO of my room!" Said to me & to the Dr.
#thingsheardatwork While starting a new IV...pt laughs and says "this reminds me of when those guys were trying to help me shoot up." #smh
If you tell me the truth, I'm gonna be mad but ill get over it. If you lie to me I'm never gonna be able to trust you again. Your choice!

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