Rainforest Cafe Updates @RainforestsCafe
NOT AFFILIATED WITH RAINFOREST CAFE. Parody account. Joined November 2020-
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Public Apology: Irish guy named Glimmer stopped by today, was looking for a Tenant? He should have known that Every Landlord Has Tried To Destroy Us and Our Associated Properties since 2003 so when he said that, the animals Ate him out of instinct and now he is Dead. Sorry
tracy the tree just killed a man? investigating. she doesn’t even have arms?
all the animals are off tonight. it’s not because we forgot to pay the electric bill. it’s because it’s quiet time
If We Are Silent The Great Musk Will Slit Our Slimy Throats
joe biden just signed an executive order to drill all of our remaining locations for oil
rio the macaw is loose. wanted dead or alive. we can stuff him so he looks alive that’s not an issue
this valentine’s day we are prohibiting the animals from having sex with each other. too many messes last year
they tried to k.ill us. . we will never die
we ARE a republican polling place. you stick your ballot in the crocodile’s mouth and he processes it honestly unlike those damn dominion voting machines
elon musk is here trying to tape the macaw’s mouth shut cause he thinks it’s impersonating him
we are now selling The Forgotten in the gift shop
we didn’t have to ban james corden from the rainforest cafe for screaming at nile the crocodile because when nile ate him the meat just slid off the bones like a well cooked drumstick
in the spirit of the halloween season, all of our employees have died
we are selling bottles of fresh piss in the gift shop (limited time only, orange/dehydrated for spooky season)
Zorpor The Foresaken has been found dead in the rainforest cafe
to the guy who keeps coming at breakfast time and asking for warm milk: please stop taking the urinal cakes. we know it’s you
tracy the tree’s eyes just rolled back into her head and she’s started chanting the pledge of allegiance. she’s a few minutes late this morning.
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I could never part ways with Scooter.
had a dream i was looking at the wikipedia for The Hag's Egg
movie would make a billion dollars if this was the title
Thinking about this sweet photo 🥹🩷😭
@SesameHistory @RainforestsCafe Hey can you bring this account back I'm just learning about it here and this is 100% my jam
I act like I’m okay but really I miss the rainforest cafe
I go to Rainforest Café for the ambiance a cocktail that doubles as paint thinner
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ordering rainforest cafe on uber eats because i love diarrhea but hate a fun atmosphere
Bruh my dream last night was WILD. I had a dream that I had to drive my dad to the Rainforest Cafe across state for pizza and there was an animatronic of the frog. The frog started pole dancing dancing during dinner and my dad got out of the chair and s
you don’t wanna smoke w me when i get high i start acting like joe biden
snoopy's kind of a funny dog huh. hangs out with a bird. something weird about how he uses his dog house but i can't remember. indifferent to the bald boy, who is a burden to him. knows about world war one aviation
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