HUGE NEWS FOR “MY GUYS AND GALS”!!! NEWSOM UNIVERSITY IS OPENING VERY SOON. ENROLLMENT IS ALREADY THROUGH THE ROOF. EVERYBODY WANTS IN (EVEN THE LOSERS) BUT ONLY THE SMARTEST, MOST TALENTED STUDENTS WILL BE ACCEPTED (NO LOW IQ DING-DONGS LIKE JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE OR LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM). NEWSOM UNIVERSITY WILL BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE CAMPUS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, TRUST ME THAT I'VE HIRED THE BEST CONTRACTORS TO BUILD. COURSES INCLUDE THE ART OF "MAPS," HOW TO TRIGGER “SLUMPY” SEAN HANNITY (VERY EASY COURSE, DAY ONE!), ADVANCED HAIR GEL APPLICATION (TAUGHT BY THE BEST), AND HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL LIKE ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — AMERICA’S “HOTTEST” GOVERNOR (MANY PEOPLE SAY IT, NOT JUST ME!). DING DING, THE SCHOOLBELL RINGS — CLASSES START THIS FALL!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU! THANK YOU DEAR GOVERNOR!!!" TO WHICH I SAY, YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA!!! — GCN

@GovPressOffice Newsom University is just what America needs since Melania Trump is now heading up the Education Department for the US and pushing robots made by Elon Musk. Being Uncle Elon is really paying off in dividends for more people than Kai Trump.

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice I thought she ran off with Justin Trudeau. 🤔

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice When satire writes it's own script. Who thought this was a good idea? A Slovenian time-share with an Epstein visa reading off a list of China's innovations over the last five years.

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice Wow ! She is the best of the best graduates to emerge from trumps university . I wonder if she comes with papers 😳!

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice Malania will be heading the "English As A Second Language Dept" and taking its classes to finally be able to speak it. As its head she will be able to attend classes for free. Another perk without doing the work!

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice It’s only for those who want to BE BEST!!!

@Ralynn969 @LennyChevere @GovPressOffice How f*ck, she can barely read or speak English after 30 years in the US. How embarrassing!

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice 🤮🤮🤮 what a joke this administration is

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice I thought she was pushing “row boats”!!

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice Lmao at this genius immigrant !

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice Hi Ralynn, How are you doing? I also talk Dem US Politics & hate GOP Pres Trump!

@Ralynn969 @GovPressOffice These fks are so unserious….