WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

Just random thoughts from a girl who lives in Glasgow Joined May 2019

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

Why is it when you doing a shit and someone tries to talk to you it kinda ruins the nice process you had going on of releasing it out your body and you just end up having to stop till they stop talking then just squeeze it out 😞 #ruined #donttalktome

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

Standing on the bus cause it’s busy sweating like fuck. Started rubbing my belly cause I needed a shite and it was sore and someone offered me their seat thinking I was pregnant. #fatpeoplewins

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

You ever fall asleep on the couch and end up slabbering all over your self and get a fright when you wake up cause your head just slide right off the leather couch 👀 #droolingallovermyself

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

Never be embarrassed about a fanny fart. If anything the guy should be embarrssed cause yo pussy tryna suck in as much dick as possible cause it knows there should be more to it. #windyhole

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

#whydomencomplain about women having hot showers/baths. Reason 4 - We know you don’t like hot showers or baths so when we do have them we know we won’t have you coming in trying to get it on with us unless your willing to stand the heat.

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

#whydomencomplain about women having hot showers/baths. Reason 3 - The heat helps get rid of dead skin so when we scrub it with a body scrub we really do feel fresh as fuck with a new layer of skin like the snakes you call us and our skins also smooth as shit.

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

#whydomencomplain about women having hot showers/baths. Reason 2 - It relaxes hard working muscles that we use to do the washing, cleaning, tidying, working and most importantly putting up with men’s bullshit.

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

#whydomencomplain About why women like hot showers/baths. Reason number 1 - Men complain it’s too hot when we have the heating on because some of us are naturally cold and so it’s the only real heat we get that you can’t tell us to turn down

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WeirdBurd @RandomBurd

6 years ago

Is it just me who goes to the toilet does a pee then a poo but refuses to get off the toilet till I have done that last wee pee bit to be sure I’m done?