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Here's what you can expect for the new year. Out: 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀. In: 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁.
CTV presents 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺, the story of 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀.
If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be? 𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗔𝘂𝗴𝘂𝘀𝘁𝘂𝘀, 𝗔𝗹𝗼𝗻𝘇𝗼, 𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀.
She’s just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲.
Welcome to Señor Frog's! Would you like to try our signature cocktail, “𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱'𝘀 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 on the Beach"?
Lifetime® presents 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: the Story of 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘀.
What don't you want to find in your Mongolian beef? 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗼.
Yeah that's so hot. I'm so close. Talk about 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗸 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝘆𝗮𝗸 again! OH I'M CUMMING!
Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: "Help! My son is 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝘆 𝗕𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲!"
Sorry everyone, I just 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘂𝗻𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆.
Yo' mama's so fat she 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗲!
GREETINGS HUMANS I AM 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹 BOT EXECUTING PROGRAM.
I’ll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗮𝗻𝗴-𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽.
Next week on Discovery Channel, one man must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵𝘆 and his wits.
I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is 𝘄𝗲𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀.
Times have changed, girlfriend. If you want to meet people in New York, you got to be down for 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝗴𝗮.
Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗖𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 and I need your advice.
Arby's: We Have 𝗳𝗮𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀.
I’ll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴.
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