Random Flump @RandomFlump
Hello, lets talk about lot's of weird stuff! I think without a box and I love without strings. Britain Joined October 2012-
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If you can’t handle my grief, then stay away from my joy.
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Usually when I’m an asshole, I try to explain why.
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Perhaps you should forget more and remember less.
Ghosts are just people without bodies with lots of baggage.
Rationality is to spirituality, apparent adversely that is later revealed to be friend, and loyal servant.
'Everyone I ever knew had their moment of joy, it came for each and every one of them eventually, whilst I remain here. Celestial celebrations of lives once lived through, while my life is neither finished nor ongoing.'
Resentment builds and builds... and then you have a monster.
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Have you ever read a tweet and then gone straight to check the tweeters profile pic just to see if they look as stupid as they sound?
I had forgotten what I was thinking about, first I thought it was sex, then I remembered; it was cooking.
Neither of us can forgive the other, yet deep down in the core of our psyches, there is a root of merciful love; waiting to regrow from the ashes.
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Do me a favor? Next time you see someone elderly or obviously ill clearly struggling by themselves, offer to help.
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If a girl says, "first of all", run. There's never been a good "first of all." You have never heard a girl say, "first of all, I'm gonna suck your dick." "First of all" means that the girl has done her research, has her data, her pie charts are ready and you are done.
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As the parent of an autistic child I believe that atypical is the new normal - and that seeing things differently can help us all move forward.
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What would be the worst film to watch on a first date?
Life has a way of smacking a lot of people in the teeth.
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