RandomSeinfeld @RandomSeinfeld
Get a daily dose of a random quote from Seinfeld. Monk's Restaurant Joined January 2013-
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I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: NOTHING
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Alright, hey, you've been great! See you in the cafeteria.
And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison?
The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land.
You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!
Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.
I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built.
I owned a restaurant. Seinfeld told me to change the menu to Pakistani. But nobody came! There were nooo people.
Five cups chopped porcini mushrooms. Half a cup of olive oil. Three pounds celery.
Sponges. I don't mean the kind you clean your tub with. They're for sex. Said she needed a whole case of them.
Uh, excuse me, Your Honor, but what is the point of this testimony? This woman's a low-talker. I can't hear a word she's saying. So either get some other kind of microphone up there, or let's move on.
Because I could get uromycitisis poisoning and die - that's why.
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