Ranting Commuter @RantingCommuter
I'm here to vent my spleen on my daily commute, people and places that displease me on my route are fair game, it can get ugly, be warned! Joined March 2013-
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#NP6Music @BBC6Music Going with the 3am KLF theme how about '3am Somewhere out of Beaumont' from the beautiful Chill Out album.
#NP6Music April 5th by Talk Talk. The most beautiful song ever written about the end of the tax year.
A wine box is like the cycle of life, first it spirts out with great gusto, then, after a while you have to start pushing it out. Observation from a friend.
The moon seems largish tonight. Why can't it just do the same thing every day, stop messing about. We've got enough going on.
It's fucking bin day tomorrow, BIN DAY, BIN DAY
@neilchinneck @danielparsonage someone just spat #krill on the floor. Wankers
Introducing susanslegpolicy, your support for the night! @TTYears
See you in Worthing @TTYears
Why in the departure area of an airport is there a shop selling luggage If you've left it this late to pack then frankly you're an idiot.
My cat is sad because... Oh come on YOU WORK IT OUT @MYSADCAT
I first met my wife at the abbatoir - she was stunning.
Right so new fucking bin day is tomorrow, meaning I'll have to wheel the bastards out tonight, cutting into my cocking weekend. Outraged.
Earlybird tickets The Mother Of All Parties #Worthing expire tomorrow(11.11) don't miss out: bit.ly/1NHbpyM
@Fortysumfink Sweet & sour now Nandos. You def on a train? Only one option, push the WANK BISON out at the next stop. Outrageous.
@dawneywawney @BiscuitAhoy I'm glad to be honest the good lady didn't catch me walking down the hall with the hammer. No rolling pin you see
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