Razier Valdez @RazierSharpCmdy
Joined February 2025-
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I’m going to eat my cast iron skillet, so I’ll never have iron deficiency.
I mix powdered Gatorade with my everclear. I’m unstoppable.
Them: “We brought back the ‘Dire Wolf’ after 10,000 years of extinction.” Me: “Cool, bring back $1 McChickens!”
When I was in 3rd grade I went to a private school and someone spray painted the n-word with yellow paint and I thought it was mustard.
I admit, every time I see a deaf person signing, I like to think they’re repping their set
My girl got a good eye. She knew that dick in White Lotus season 3 episode 4 10:38 was fake.
Them: “Why don’t you take a break?” Me: “Im a delivery driver… I’m pretty much on a break every time I take an order..”
I beat my dad in bowling today. I just leveled up in life
It’s Wednesday today, so that means tomorrow is Fridays Friday!
Alcohol gave b cups. Now I need a sports bra when I run
Satisfying thread for perfectionists 🧵 1. Moon bridge
264 “saved for later” items. I didn’t know. I didn’t know!!
264 “saved for later” items. I didn’t know. I didn’t know!!
MY GIRL HAS 41 ITEMS IN THE CHECKOUT CART ON AMAZON! WHY DO MAYBE NEED 41 ITEMS?!
When I tell my girlfriend, “smash” it really means, “I love you.”
“Dude” is gender neutral. I call my girlfriend and daughters “dude.”
Taco Bell should sell swishers. “I’ll take a Baja blast with a tropical fusion swisher please.”
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SIIILK ⭑ @7siiilk
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Alexander @ifeelvoid
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Inch (Evil) @DiorForeskin
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PrinceAli™ @Th3PrinceAli
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