Real Ketchup Facts @RealKetchupFact
100% real facts about ketchup and ketchup-related things the bottom shelf, in the back Joined June 2019-
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DID YOU KNOW: fry sauce is not actually made of fries there is ketchup in it
REAL KETCHUP FACT: you can always get more ketchup there is a lot of it
DID YOU KNOW: ketchup is better than billionaires
DID YOU KNOW: ketchup is better than billionaires
REAL KETCHUP FACT: it is very expensive to fill an inflatable pool with ketchup I recommend buying in bulk or maybe using a very small pool
DID YOU KNOW: the red in the red white and blue (from the america flag) is referring to ketchup The white is mayo I think I don't know what the blue is
Ok I know you are usually a mustard guy so I will forgive you for not knowing but I invented this already two winters ago when I left a ketchup outside when it was snowing Also are you from Franch or from Canadia make up your minds
Ok I know you are usually a mustard guy so I will forgive you for not knowing but I invented this already two winters ago when I left a ketchup outside when it was snowing Also are you from Franch or from Canadia make up your minds
REAL KETCHUP FACT: once a heart has been broken it cannot be unbroken not even with ketchup
DID YOU KNOW: the original script for endgame avengers showed mr hulk giving a ketchup to ants man instead of a taco the spaceship wasn't even there
Mayo is okay I guess but this year why not Cinco de Ketchup
REAL KETCHUP FACT: ketchup is kind of like a tomato and corn syrup tea if you really think about it
KETCHUP TIP: ketchup has a lot of sugar in it so if you want you can make a sweet tea with it it's not bad really
REAL KETCHUP FACT: ketchups usually don't tell jokes but if they do and you don't like it you can slap them and no one will be upset
REAL KETCHUP FACT: you can put a straw in a ketchup packet kind of like it's a capris sun it's good if you like ketchup
KETCHUP TIP: remember if a ketchup is spicy it might not be a ketchup it might be a sirachi sauce do not trust it
The CDC recommends ketchup but not as a vaccine or anything it's just nice to have some
KETCHUP TIP: if you gift someone a year's supply of ketchup for Christmas be sure to keep a gift receipt because not everyone uses as much ketchup as you in a year or has a good place to store ten 55-gallon drums of it
KETCHUP TIP: don't try to use ketchup as hand sanitizer you're just going to have to believe me on this one
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