Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

Free-thinker, Veteran, traveler, amateur economist. Genius in a stable. Chicago, IL Joined November 2017

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

12 months ago

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @elonmusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

3 years ago

Hey, @YaleHomeUs, you sent out a survey today that isn't accessible by the recipients. "You need permission This form can only be viewed by users in the owner's organization."

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

3 years ago

Fuck Ticketmaster. #TicketmasterlsTheProblem #ticketmasterfail

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

3 years ago

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

3 years ago

.@lyft why am@I getting multiple driver cancelations every time I try to use your app?

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Monte Cook Games @MonteCookGames

3 years ago

It's time to get WEIRD. Our campaign for The Weird is now LIVE on @BackerKit! mymcg.info/keep-gaming-we…

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

3 years ago

The Russian military industrial complex is not merely weakened, but their veil of perception has been pierced and they are far weaker than led to believe, now is the time to sever all ties with their supply chain to cripple them.

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OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts

3 years ago

Retweet this if the Cubs are undefeated in 2022.

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

4 years ago

ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT. GET YOUR OWN FIVE DOLLARS AT GETFIVEDOLLARS.COM #GOTFIVEDOLLARS

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

4 years ago

Northwestern fan in the Badger red coat #OnWisconsin

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Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman

5 years ago

Poetry at the Super Bowl is a feat for art & our country, because it means we’re thinking imaginatively about human connection even when we feel siloed. I’ll honor 3 heroes who exemplify the best of this effort. Here’s to them, to poetry, & to a #SuperBowl like no other 💛

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Believe @sehay24

5 years ago

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

5 years ago

He’s a true cultist... I mean Patriot!

The Onion @TheOnion

5 years ago

He’s a true cultist... I mean Patriot!

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

5 years ago

Can we get Bob Newhart to do a short skit on January 21st where he wakes up and says “Well that was a weird dream.” #BidenHarris2020 #Inauguration #ByeDon #TrumpLost

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Mark Degner @RealMarkDegner

5 years ago

Saturday will be a great day. I’ll be able to watch the Wisconsin Badgers defeat the Michigan Wolverines and the Crew-1 launch within hours of each other.

SpaceX @SpaceX

5 years ago

Saturday will be a great day. I’ll be able to watch the Wisconsin Badgers defeat the Michigan Wolverines and the Crew-1 launch within hours of each other.