POSTED @RealPostCalzone

I'm like the real post calzone an like loud noises an such an it would be bettah IF...the bone is were the heart was an the heart was were the bone used to be East Providence, RI Joined October 2019

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Marshall Mathers @Eminem

6 years ago

Did I do this right?

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Bitches out here shaking they ass for money on social media got this shit like a vending machine. B13 I’ll take the mixed girl with the fat ass like “Ay man you want something while I’m over here I got a few extra dollas”

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Young M.A @YoungMAMusic

6 years ago

2020 Vision

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POSTED @RealPostCalzone

6 years ago

Hey @NickCannon how does it feel to be SO irrelevant..... @Eminem isn’t sacred he is blatantly ignoring you lmao... maybe now u can ask @MariahCarey why everyone is so obsessed with Eminem no one would buy your music if it was free u fuckin clown shoe

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POSTED @RealPostCalzone

6 years ago

Dude I gotta stop masturbating wat the FUUUUCK!!!!

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Joyner Lucas @JoynerLucas

6 years ago

Aye @NickCannon you better stop rap jumping my nigga marshall before me, 50, Royce, crooked i, Lloyd banks, j Cole, Kendrick, logic, tech n9ne, big Sean, and king los get busy on yo ass.... pause. 🖊 keep playin. 😑😑😑

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Marshall Mathers @Eminem

6 years ago

I demand an apology Nicholas, you've made my gardener so jealous!

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POSTED @RealPostCalzone

6 years ago

Life treats me as good as @chrisbrown treated @rihanna as the jaws of life unhinge like a snake against my face

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Tech N9ne @TechN9ne

6 years ago

THEY COULD NEVER BRING THE GORE TO MAUDIE, THE FAMILY COULD NOT AFFORD THE BODY OF THE BLEST KID TO BE TESTED YOU'RE GONNA CATCH SHIT LIKE A PORTA POTTY!

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POSTED @RealPostCalzone

6 years ago

My throat hurts worse then @Jamesheadfield after a full set....probably shouldn’t have spent so much time @dennisridmans house

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POSTED @RealPostCalzone

6 years ago

I’m broker then @eddievedder trying to buy a vowel on wheel of fortune

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POSTED @RealPostCalzone

6 years ago

Man I need to wipe better.... #skumnation #hahaha #ExtraordinaryYou #WednesdayWisdom #wetbutton #poopnoodle #pelicanpussy #giraffenuts #lovebutter #dickchowder #istillcantfindmysisterscat

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POSTED @RealPostCalzone

6 years ago

Everytime I walk out of the barber shop I feel EL terriblay I ask for a nice fuckboy fade but I always come out looking like a lesbian at a basketball game slurping meat from a taco that came out of a dispenser bag #coloradoflanels #lesbianmethlabs #shaqsfeet #leonitis #diddly