UP FOR DEACTIVATION @Recipe_Modus
A hint of salt can hold the cake together and also burn those of the unholy, it's bith the perfect adhesive and the perfect weapon. Joined August 2014-
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( Ah yes, I love Jane Crocker. Prepare friends for me being back on here a bit more. )
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Be grateful for what you have, and work hard for what you don't have.
I pardon my sudden absence, companions! You know how handling jobs are. Such tedious manhandling, I swear.
Oh, don't be such a whiney child, Jake. He isn't picking on you.
@undaveachiever That would be Jake for you.
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No matter how fast you look away, there's always that brief moment of eye contact.
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Coldstone employees are supposed to sing when you tip them.
( Jane never goes partying unless it benefits her somehow, whether it boost her socialite status or her business. )
Please, be safe everyone. Don't have too much fun without me, hoo hoo!
( Reminder that if you ever rp John having anaflactic shock, please put a warning on there for me. I've seen that and it's terrifies me. )
@windinmyheir have to stab it into their thigh REALLY hard and yeah. )
@windinmyheir ( Yeah, my little I've had to use it on my little bro before. It's terrifying to use bc the needle is super large and you +
@windinmyheir the user has an attack that you would use an epinephrine shot. )
Trinity✨ @trinitystuck
104 Followers 1K Following 24 | She/They | Horizon’s Side Piece | Current Hyperfixation: Apex | Lifeline & Horizon Main | wife: @ineffable_yiene💕 | 👑🐷![Been wondering if your heart's still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts. [HS RP|human AR|non-sburb au|computer tech|mythology enthusiast|18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/919446497862868992/sbn_xqZx.jpg)
Hal @axtonomous
29 Followers 143 Following Been wondering if your heart's still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts. [HS RP|human AR|non-sburb au|computer tech|mythology enthusiast|18+]
T3R3ZO PYROP3 @BL1NDJUDG3M3NT
218 Followers 516 Following your name is TEREZO PYROPE and you are the SEER OF MIND. You like JUSTICE, SCALEMATES and the color RED ♥️-@arachnidsvriska♦️-♠️-♣️-
2ollex Captor @LordofTheBee2
100 Followers 245 Following your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are a FEMALE. your interests include hacking, bees, and smut (+18 RP)
Nepeta Leijon @LeShippingQueen
207 Followers 493 Following your name is NEPETA LEIJON and you are THE SHIPPING QUEEN. You like purrbeasts, catnip, and of course SHIPPING. (+18 NSFW)
nepeta leijon @arsenicClaws
57 Followers 32 Following :33 *ac climbs through the vents like a mighty lion and is ready to strike*
KARKAT VANTAS @redestblood
47 Followers 79 Following I'M A FRESHMAN IN HIGHSCHOOL, AND I KNEW THIS WOULD BE HELL FROM THE MOMENT I STEPPED IN. HERE LIES KARKAT VANTAS, MURDERED BY IDIOTS.
Vriska Serket @c8nt8r8k
64 Followers 105 Following You'll never let me finish the score- to you I'm the scourge, not a partner in crime.
Miry Xenith @StarOfTheRage
168 Followers 650 Following The stars can tell a persons future, ya' know?
Kankri Vantas @sanctim9ni9us
2K Followers 2K Following This ain't n9 place f9r n9 her9; this ain't n9 place f9r n9 6etter man. // he/him, they/them. Grayro-ace genderqueer.
dave strider @strider_cherry
637 Followers 277 Following it's time to reinvent myself (TW:Alcohol, Panic attacks, heart condtion,18+,Homestuck RP/P!SBURB AU)
![99 boxes of apple juice on the wall. You're the definition of cool. ♥: @PrankingGambit ♦: @RomcomCrab [#RP18+ #Homestuck]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/614361545125023744/B4P0sJjw.jpg)
Dave Strider @IronicallyHomo
1K Followers 285 Following 99 boxes of apple juice on the wall. You're the definition of cool. ♥: @PrankingGambit ♦: @RomcomCrab [#RP18+ #Homestuck]![we found dove in a soapless place [HSRP] [MVRP] [bi] [18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/848399018749304833/GDiKg7zm.jpg)
rolal @3A3363
382 Followers 351 Following we found dove in a soapless place [HSRP] [MVRP] [bi] [18+]
ℯridan ∂mpora @somethinwwicked
1K Followers 2K Following its a reasonable sacrifice // she/her // cw: bigotry, classism, verbal abuse, violence
the Grand Highblood @highesthand
2K Followers 2K Following sign of t'e wars is my grinnin'. // he/him, it/its // cw: violence, gore, hallucinations, paranoia + a lot more.![i'm flying without wings.
[ ❤ - @IronicShades ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/617738425144373248/bTyoykp9.jpg)
Karkat Vantas @CarcinoCuller
282 Followers 704 Following Glub glub, motherfucker. Yeah, he's /my/ fuckass. ♥️@sugoiRobotics♥️〔♠️:♦️:♣ :〕
![only the best hacker around [M]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/717832130311499776/qEiim0sK.jpg)
![burned but no-)t buried this time. [Trollsona] [10 sweeps] [Beforan]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/849639632627048448/nIlcrShX.jpg)
maid @voisoned
902 Followers 1K Following burned but no-)t buried this time. [Trollsona] [10 sweeps] [Beforan]
Jade @JadeThe1AndOnly
28 Followers 131 Following
Heroke Borsak @wolftamer36
406 Followers 581 Following hello there friends, im open to conversation | Maid of Void | troll oc | all quadrants open
Brianna Kincaid @the_gay_thief
1 Followers 28 Following![Well. You're just going to have to deal with a meme for now. [#RP #NSFW @masculinetrash]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/539606506656645120/NwfUOfyS.png)
Lil' Hal @memeshades
257 Followers 248 Following Well. You're just going to have to deal with a meme for now. [#RP #NSFW @masculinetrash]
Jake @Skulltop_user
173 Followers 121 Following Ive learnt many a things but i will never learn what its like to truly grow up.
Feferi Peixes @shamscherzo
596 Followers 1K Following Lusus, t)(e water is rising! My boundless )(air )(as gotten green!
Calm & Cool @acceptbeauty
55 Followers 246 Following come to see beauty stay to appreciate it || aesthetic || enjoy yourself
Wayward Vagabond @MayorOfCantowns
170 Followers 415 Following You are the WAYWARD VAGABOND, and you may find a certain pale carapace VERY pretty. But you're horribly SHY.
Karina Albring @YesMsPyrope
6 Followers 10 Following I'm the Personal Assistant of the famous model @BL1NDB34UTY! Miss Pyrope does treat me well. Although bathing a lizard is not in my job description...
Dezrick Fults @DezrickF
8 Followers 48 Following
d i r k @Mekanikkusu
10 Followers 30 Following No, I do not accept the dick rider thing. No, I'm not saying its not true. { Homestuck RP account. New to twitter, not to RP! }
Dirka Strider/Sis. @RoboticChick
18 Followers 47 Following hey. im Dirka Strider. im fucking awesome and i work with robots. hey im a older verson of Dirka im call sis strider. both #single![I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/501613200857509889/FkuSiHQH.png)
Up for deactivation @Brobotic_Facade
88 Followers 141 Following I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]![[Preussen] No, that's why I am in your garden @NeutralShooting.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/581938594660663296/cpBOfwPp.png)
Gilbert Beilschmidt @booksandblades
79 Followers 88 Following [Preussen] No, that's why I am in your garden @NeutralShooting.
inactive @YaGirlNepeta
57 Followers 61 Following :33 im a meowtherfurricking legend | (18+ human!Nepeta Leijon rp)
Joey Egbert @JoeyisaBunny
220 Followers 617 Following Non-homosexual, Ross Lalonde, Kade Harley, Dawn Strider, Nicholas Cage, Con Air
Pyxyie Gordon @WolfGreenTroll
8 Followers 67 Following Witch of Heart, Bears, Johnny Depp, shipping, John Egbert *w*
What Story? @whatstorydude
97 Followers 317 Following We're working in a homestuck fanventure! It's interactive. More info in our tumblr: http://t.co/75ZjfGiFkH
Ebony Arwynne @ThatSleepyEbz
21 Followers 189 Following •15•Otaku•Gamer•Artist•Dork•Cancer• HEY GUYS! BWAHAHA. I dun even know any more. I enjoy screaming profanities. And writing my fanfiction. Because it is fun!
Rose Lalonde @rxselalonde
155 Followers 127 Following So goth.✖️ ※OCD||18+||beginning author||tw: alcohol?, possible future.. ※
canadian fucklordian @KETCHIRONIX
529 Followers 690 Following ◆100% gay◆ ✘Hailey, Ketch.✘ ✘They, Them.✘ ✘admin for @Gladstabot yes✘
Anyra Korell @GoldenPrince_
261 Followers 608 Following ♦️♦️♦️♦️ ''Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.''
Calliope @AsclepiusCherub
163 Followers 190 Following Your name is Calliope, more commonly known as UU. You are never going to give up, no matter how hurt or broken you may be. #RP
Dirk Strider @Cybronetics
110 Followers 32 Following Look, I don't have time for your stupidity, I have a million and one robotic versions of myself to deal with. ♥:
The Pretentious One @Edgeplay_
416 Followers 136 Following In all reality, you're just another step towards my endgame. So sit back, relax, and let me pull all the strings.
rolal @3A3363
382 Followers 351 Following we found dove in a soapless place [HSRP] [MVRP] [bi] [18+]
![fan of the shuttlecock. [HOMESTUCK RP|Alpha!Bro|18+ occasionally|TW: Alcohol, smoking]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/483546605555945472/vj4EtbIk.jpeg)
David Strider @dxsiredsword
189 Followers 102 Following fan of the shuttlecock. [HOMESTUCK RP|Alpha!Bro|18+ occasionally|TW: Alcohol, smoking]
Broderιcĸ Strιder @anaerectics
420 Followers 186 Following ❝Dᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʀᴅ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ, ʙᴇ ᴡʜᴏᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ, ᴋɪᴅᴅᴏ. Yᴏᴜʀ Bʀᴏ's ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ.❞「тw: drυgѕ/alcoнol, ѕeхυal тнeмeѕ, vιolence」
Kankri Vantas @sanctim9ni9us
2K Followers 2K Following This ain't n9 place f9r n9 her9; this ain't n9 place f9r n9 6etter man. // he/him, they/them. Grayro-ace genderqueer.![I'm in-fucking-capable of seeing anyone's expression when I mention my occupation as a blind samurai. {22 | blind | unfortunately jobless} [BLIND!Dirk 18+ rp]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/506391333284888576/VDWV4oQS.jpeg)
Ｄｉｒｋ Ｓｔ�... @ciechicuore
164 Followers 68 Following I'm in-fucking-capable of seeing anyone's expression when I mention my occupation as a blind samurai. {22 | blind | unfortunately jobless} [BLIND!Dirk 18+ rp]
Dave Strider @IronicallyHomo
1K Followers 285 Following 99 boxes of apple juice on the wall. You're the definition of cool. ♥: @PrankingGambit ♦: @RomcomCrab [#RP18+ #Homestuck]![im the original ken doll [TW: Alcohol and bullshit|18+|Homestuck RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/501191429587476480/eXXfk-Dm.jpeg)
Dave Strider @timely_heat
288 Followers 175 Following im the original ken doll [TW: Alcohol and bullshit|18+|Homestuck RP]
the Grand Highblood @highesthand
2K Followers 2K Following sign of t'e wars is my grinnin'. // he/him, it/its // cw: violence, gore, hallucinations, paranoia + a lot more.
ℯridan ∂mpora @somethinwwicked
1K Followers 2K Following its a reasonable sacrifice // she/her // cw: bigotry, classism, verbal abuse, violence
Jane Crocker @cuplesscake
234 Followers 82 Following I don't want to leave and I'm afraid to find our fate die in a dream and let me know you're not mine. Lie a little longer, my Saturday smile.![Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you're opening a new chapter.|18+ |♥: @gogolathsmoon |postSBURB
[ Mun is a firm supporter of crediting art, post your sources!]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/437679847142219776/G9IBsAYU.png)
Dirk Strider @anbroidbuilder
2K Followers 333 Following Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you're opening a new chapter.|18+ |♥: @gogolathsmoon |postSBURB [ Mun is a firm supporter of crediting art, post your sources!]
R. Lalonde @HowASeerSees
263 Followers 94 Following I think the true purpose of this game is to see how many qualifiers we can get to precede the word 'self', and still understand what we're talking about.
dave strider @strider_cherry
637 Followers 277 Following it's time to reinvent myself (TW:Alcohol, Panic attacks, heart condtion,18+,Homestuck RP/P!SBURB AU)
nepeta leijon @arsenicClaws
57 Followers 32 Following :33 *ac climbs through the vents like a mighty lion and is ready to strike*![[John Egbert] [NON-SBURB][Writer:@Swimppiku]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/511994121331146752/D2yt1FbA.jpeg)
deactivated @GHBoob
53 Followers 63 Following It's like you disappear. Where do you go? Oh baby, you're a Freak Show. | 18+ Fem!Kurloz RP
maid @voisoned
902 Followers 1K Following burned but no-)t buried this time. [Trollsona] [10 sweeps] [Beforan]
Wayward Vagabond @MayorOfCantowns
170 Followers 415 Following You are the WAYWARD VAGABOND, and you may find a certain pale carapace VERY pretty. But you're horribly SHY.
Lil' Hal @memeshades
257 Followers 248 Following Well. You're just going to have to deal with a meme for now. [#RP #NSFW @masculinetrash]
Kanaya Maryam @lucidvexation
95 Followers 53 Following If you are in search of a epigrammatic, sapphic 19 year old who is adept in sewing and making all forlorn matters worse, you've found her.
Karina Albring @YesMsPyrope
6 Followers 10 Following I'm the Personal Assistant of the famous model @BL1NDB34UTY! Miss Pyrope does treat me well. Although bathing a lizard is not in my job description...
Dirk Strider @partimCorde
833 Followers 99 Following тalĸιng тo ѕтrangerѕ onlιne waѕ тнe вeѕт decιѕιon ι've ever мade. | @turntechStrife's lil' bro
inactive @YaGirlNepeta
57 Followers 61 Following :33 im a meowtherfurricking legend | (18+ human!Nepeta Leijon rp)
Up for deactivation @Brobotic_Facade
88 Followers 141 Following I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]
#纽约外围 #伦敦... @darnianos
685 Followers 77 Following 🏝微信1526388电报客服:https://t.co/hDZ0J9tVK9 电报资源群https://t.co/3ezl9DnTki 高端外围，包养伴游，招聘高质量兼职女性！月入30w！上海外围//深圳外围//杭州外围//厦门外围//青岛外围//苏州外围//成都外围//三亚外围//昆明外围//沈阳外围//郑州外围//长沙外围
KARKAT @SANGUIEM
1K Followers 128 Following 『❤ @purrfulclaws ❤ ♦️ @oramagissa ♦ ♠ @twiinArmaghedon ♠️』 MASTER OF ROMANCE, FAILURE OF A LEADER.
Jake English @Adventure_Lad01
344 Followers 202 Following Still looking for quotes and still trying to figure out this flipping website. But there is one thing i am certain of and it is that i adore @Edgeplay_![in my experience there is nothing that a late night movie in a pillow fort can't fix. [multiverse]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/960190577244626945/ZWicia_L.jpg)
John Egbert @ectoBioIogist
2K Followers 601 Following in my experience there is nothing that a late night movie in a pillow fort can't fix. [multiverse]
Grandmothers Kitchen @GrammaLuvs2Cook
39K Followers 38 Following Grandmother's Kitchen - where all the yummiest recipes are found! Like Grandma makes them - with a little love.![You are a eleven year old pranking master! Anyone who says otherwise is wrong and you know it to be true. [#RP Child!John]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/431651796704964611/ob6eYUKk.jpeg)
John Egbert @PrankingProdigy
71 Followers 29 Following You are a eleven year old pranking master! Anyone who says otherwise is wrong and you know it to be true. [#RP Child!John]
Rose Lalonde @knitting_grimly
647 Followers 313 Following If there’s one thing you and your friends regularly remind us, it’s that time is not on our side.
(Hal)exander @autoRespondent
824 Followers 302 Following I am currently seeking an identity original to myself and separate from Dirk. My new name is Lil’ Halexander The Great Strider. You may call me “Halex.”
Cronus Ampora @imyour8ADGUY
243 Followers 90 Following ♠ @hemoerotica ♠ point me to the sky abovwe, i can't get there on my ovwn, vwalk me to the gravweyard, dig up her bones. vWMultishipWv
Dirk Strider @RobotPuppeteer
216 Followers 43 Following Looks like I'll be the one pulling the strings around here. No questions asked. |RP.|
Feferi Peixes @shamscherzo
596 Followers 1K Following Lusus, t)(e water is rising! My boundless )(air )(as gotten green!Trends for United States
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