Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

Twitter won't allow my long name. Fan of many things. Bad at twitter. Hater of olives. (Header comic by Kate Beaton) She/Her Wichita, KS Joined June 2010

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

4 years ago

Handle: releasemccracken Why not try? #VenmoMe

Venmo @Venmo

4 years ago

Handle: releasemccracken Why not try? #VenmoMe

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

4 years ago

"The opposite of magical is not ordinary. The opposite of magical is mankind. The world is a neon sign; it says HUMANITY but everything is burnt out except MAN." -@mstiefvater #DreamerTrilogy

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

4 years ago

Today I've already googled if it is a full moon or if Mercury is in retrograde if that gives you an idea of how my day is going.

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

4 years ago

Weird ask, but ACNH playing friends, what color of these seats do you have?

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

4 years ago

"In theory, I like the idea of a raccoon, but then I think 'what if Locke, but with thumbs?' and, oh god." @thekeelo_g, finally internalizing that owning a raccoon is a TERRIBLE idea.

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

4 years ago

I mean, I'm pretty sure there is a wrong way to top, Pizza Hut.

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I'm rewatching Ted Lasso for the *muffled* time and I noticed in the locker room that there's a locker for a player named McCracken. I googled and his name is Kyle. Kyle clearly should have taken my last name instead.

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

4 years ago

Today a customer told me not to "back-talk" him. What I said to prompt this: "I certainly understand why you are frustrated."

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

5 years ago

Yesterday, I woke up 1 minute before my alarm. I spitefully reset it for 10 minutes after the first alarm, and then woke up 1 minute before that one. It set the tone for the day. This morning, I woke up 15 minutes before my alarm. I should just give up. Clearly a death omen.

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Gorilla Fodder @VoxPrudentia

5 years ago

HISTORICALLY A VERY BAD SIGN FOR ENGLAND TBH

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

5 years ago

Sure, this is what I intended when I bought this cart.

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Ashley @ReleaseMcCrackn

5 years ago

Absolutely was skimming and thought they were announcing a show named "Loki: The Bad Bitch." Honestly, would watch.

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Gryffix 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Gryffix

5 years ago

French is a fucking scam

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Samantha Powell @sdpowell1

5 years ago

Not to be slowly turning into a WandaVision fan account, but the thing I like about it is that at its heart it's about grief and the ways we both do and do not deal with it.