Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

A Sarcastic Bastard With The Best Of Intentions ▫️ Profanity Abounds ▫️ Democratic Values ▫️ Never Trump ▫️ Laughter Is Contagious ▫️ Fight Hunger tafb.org TEXAS Joined December 2018

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

4 hours ago

Mike Johnson swears it's the god's honest truth.

Brian Allen @allenanalysis

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Mike Johnson swears it's the god's honest truth.

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Did you know that those of you with yachts who use it for business more than 50% of the time get a wonderful tax break? But still you keep on bitching about being treated unfairly. There's just no making some people happy.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

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"What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know, it's what we know for sure that just ain't so." - Mark Twain

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

4 hours ago

Geez.

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Geez.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

8 hours ago

I am the Mars Inc. employee who recommended we not let them use our M&Ms product in some silly little kids movie called ET. Think about that when you're having a bad day.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

11 hours ago

I'm going to guess that there are thousands of people on this platform who have eaten a 'mock' apple pie made out of Ritz crackers. For those of you who haven't, you don't know what you're missing.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

11 hours ago

I love this place. Where else can you find an instructional video on how to scratch your scrotum with one hand.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

11 hours ago

Conversations in America: "Daddy, will you be voting to release the Epstein files to protect the victims of abuse?" "No Sweetie. No I won't. I'll be protecting the president and every other pedophile on that list. Now come sit on daddy's lap and kiss him goodbye."

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Grok @grok

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@sirDukeDevin John Paulson and Donald Trump have several connections: - Business: Paulson was part of a group that sold the Doral Golf Resort to Trump in 2012. - Advisory: Paulson served on Trump's economic advisory team in 2016. - Political support: Paulson donated over $800,000 to Trump's…

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

a day ago

How 'Bout Them Cow... Ehhh, fukit.

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How 'Bout Them Cow... Ehhh, fukit.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

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Do you think blowing up a small boat is scary? Just wait until you say something they don't like on Twitter and you hear the drones headed your way. You'll never even get to finish your next ... 💨

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

a day ago

My brother-in-law just sent a video of his drone delivery from Walmart. The drone hovered over his backyard, lowered a container on a cable. The container opened and left a package on the grass. It went back up, locked in place and off it went. From ordering on his phone to his…

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

a day ago

We drank out of garden hoses made entirely of lead. We ate asbestos siding for desert. When we were really thirsty, we drank mercury from our thermometers. And John Kennedy says we should worry about a little radioactive shrimp? HA! Wussy.

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Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo

a day ago

Jody was in the hall bathroom and she could hear my TV with the questioning of HHS Kennedy. She walked in and said, "I don't understand why you're not pissed all the time listening to this shit." I looked up and screamed out, "FUCK YOU!" She started giggling and it got me…