Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak
Certified Multi Platinum Viral Tweet Borrower instagram.com/DakStubler Mizzou Joined August 2018-
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This really be how women check their shower to see if it's hot enough
Me: “I should really do my 10 past due assignments” Also me:
This tik tok has serious vine energy and I love it
Dad: “Just get whatever mommy usually gets and put it in your basket” Daughter:
Dogs when you come home smelling like another dog
My mom: “I have to do everything around here” Me: *Tries to help* My mom:
Nobody: Me with the back problems of a 70 year old:
*Random dog walks up to me* Dog’s owner: “Omg leave them alone I’m so sorry” Me:
Friend: “How’s social isolation going?” Me: “I’m actually getting a lot done” Friend: “How many naps have you taken today?” Me:
Her: “He’s probably out there cheating right now” Him:
While y’all are quarantined here’s a cute video of a dog just vibing to cheer you up
“My friend over there thinks you’re cute” My friend:
Me trying to give directions to someone
When you and your ex had plans to get married and now you both have each other blocked on everything
4 year old me showing my mom the cool rock I found outside
Me: “You mad?” Her: “Nope” Me: *Knows she’s mad and constantly checks to see if it’s safe to enter the room*
My immune system fighting off a cold
Me taking my 3rd nap of the day even tho I have 6 assignments due that night
When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom
Flight: Scheduled to depart at 4 pm My parents at 5 am:
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She's not wrong but Did she have to say it
Exes only want to see you fail lmao😭
I just got pinched by looking at this picture
LMAOOO why is this feeling explained so perfectly ?!?
I’m sorry but you all need to see this.
I’m such a whore for pasta, an alfredHoe if you will.
The stuff I love to see 🤩
This Yelp review game KILLS ME 😭💀
I'm obsessed with sending people cards from Lets Get Deep to see their response💀😬
This game has me on the floor 💀
I took my favorite drinking game out with me and these are the results😅
This had NO business being that funny💀😭
I really went through with this dare and ended up humiliated 😐
This game will either break your relationship or make it stronger there’s no in between💀