Rob Delaney, Jr. @RobDelaney_Jr
RIP to my twin brother @RobDelaneyJr. Died of starvation in his cage at Dad's. We are bastard sons of @robdelaney & @meganamram. #parody #obv favstar.fm/users/RobDelan… Joined December 2011-
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Dad doesn't need any more kids. RT @jakexsilverman @robdelaney I will father our adopted children for a follow.
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My grungle smells like maple syrup right now.
Hey @ochocinco what is your secret to being so handsome?
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How the F is @BarackObama going to require all kids stay in school til they graduate or turn 18? #dumb #rhetoric
@adirado29 @robdelaney #1-unrealistic expectations, #2-not true
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@adirado29 who are you quoting when you say "trendy" anyways?
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RT if you've ever eaten a sandwich or enjoy clown porn.
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