robin buble @Robinbuble
Watches Kevin Bacon movies with @robinbuble Choreographed Janet Jackson's nipple escapade tour January 2004 favstar.fm/users/Robinbub… Joined December 2012-
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We should get assault rifles their own TikTok account so Congress will take action.
Guys, hear me out, what if we told conservatives that the clump of cells they’re so hell bent on protecting was running from the cops?
Tom Brady looks like Edgar from Men in Black went thru rehab and is excited for him and his hat to start a new life
I’m so glad this election is over, I can go back to hating people for the way they chew their food instead of how they voted.
-at cardiologist, wired to some machine Dr: In the last week have you eaten your own weight in Oreos? Me: Is that an EKG or polygraph?
There are only a few things in life that scare me and all of them are babies
My music is on shuffle and just went from "Sweet Caroline" to "Big Poppa." The sudden wardrobe change was challenging.
My favorite part of Taken 3 was when my dog threw up in the other room and I had to pause the TV to clean it up.
[robbery] Everybody be cool, nobody gets hurt! "This gonna take long? I have a strict vegan diet to follow" Okay, some of you might get hurt
A judge on Chopped just said, "I'm looking for more fat with less flavor," and I'm like I'M RIGHT HERE
I like steak fries more than I like 99.9999999% of humanity.
I'm sorry I punched everyone, in my defense, I heard fist exchange instead of gift exchange. I assumed it was an invitation to a fight club.
Nobody in this meeting making fun of my briefcase right now even knows it's full of fajita ingredients.
.@tacobell My order was $10.02 and I gave the cashier $11 but she said "that's okay" and gave me a $1 back. Do you want her name?
[job interview] "What would you say is your biggest weakness?" Puppies. I love 'em. "Same here, man. When can you start?"
Undecided voters are the same shitheads who want you to hear that one Mike and The Mechanics song.
I'm white but not "send my dog to doggy daycare" white. Just kidding. I pick him up in an hour.
People keep getting married like they don't know you can buy a big cake just because.
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo88
6K Followers 2K Following I know this guy who tries to write jokes. He goes to another school. You probably wouldn't know him. nattylumpo at BlueSky
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Nicole Barrantes @dolphindefender
554 Followers 540 Following Wildlife Campaign Manager @movetheworldUS | Moving the world to protect animals | My work focuses on ending the captive wildlife entertainment industry 🐬🐘🐅
John Coyle @JohnCoyle8
161 Followers 665 Following
annie august @anahone
320 Followers 1K Following silence is often misunderstood... but never misquoted..quiet timeline stalker, giggles often, older than I feel.
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
12K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in http://t.co/PGa2xGXP. To submit a tweet, use http://t.co/dgSEBxyE
Samuel @Samuel37998106
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Memory Lane @memorylanecare
170 Followers 2K Following Memory Lane is a up and coming care agency looking for investors #investinmemorylane
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31 Followers 359 Following Exintern boxer seeks for anew home and well connected people to get advantage docs about human rights violations sport crimes nature disaster
frank mike @frankmi32936680
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Just Call Me Kitten �.. @MakesYouGiggle
13K Followers 4K Following Always underestimated. Impossible to forgot. If you can be anything.. be kind. ✨ Redefining 'the crazy cat lady' look since '85. 🔮Psychic-Medium-Alien👽
Kadija Alpha @KadijaAlpha
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Thang Nguyen @82277e0bc3c3467
521 Followers 4K Following I'm need help go volunteer at the Special Olympics Games in Minneapolis Minnesota 2026.. Can send me some money to my bank.
Roe Cunningham @Tyme4change63
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RIM BEN DRISS @rim_driss
508 Followers 3K Following survivante à la médiocrité https://t.co/J4DnjOjLdY
HillBillyBoy @KyCountryBoy77
1K Followers 3K Following Nothing special, juzt a scruffy look'n hillbilly boy...
Jr. Swanprano @Jr_Swanprano
833 Followers 2K Following If I ever post no DM's on my bio murder me because I'm a greasy asshole. 🔫
Dan E @Brohamulet
2K Followers 3K Following Inventor of the washable paper plate. Bugs are cool, actually. Brohamulet on Bluesky now too
Andy Miller @AndyFrangipani1
295 Followers 1K Following Writer and stand up comedian with big bones, big hands, big feet and a massive ego.
Aoife “Fe” Baker @vivaciousvandal
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Pollyanna Pocket @FuttyNudgekins
819 Followers 1K Following INTJ. Entertain me. https://t.co/ZISOv12TJs
axenbane @axenbane
7K Followers 7K Following If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you. https://t.co/3Ilt1BM6GD
Sad Meteorologist @SadMeterologist
3K Followers 2K Following Husband of 4, father of 2 https://t.co/YCmWeFVc5c.
KennectTheDots @GrabTheWEness
3K Followers 748 Following ...and Drop the MEness. You matter, we all matter. Hope to see you at CoSo, with other kind people and no algorithm. https://t.co/Q3lFmghiFj
clare 🛼 @clarewick
478 Followers 5K Following special education teacher - I love music, art, reading, birds, outdoors, good jokes and sick burns.
Brooke Siegel @brookejena
3K Followers 1K Following lover. fighter. semi-professional TV watcher. media @hearst.
Jennifer Main @withJennifer44
549 Followers 907 Following Initiator, Transformational Guide, amalgamation of Scarlet O'Hara, Peter Pan, Roland Deschain, and Jedi Master #TheSpaceBetween #ConsciousBoundaries
𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒�.. @1_swarthy_dude
9K Followers 4K Following Capable of reposting what ever I want • You should try it • https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu
West Coast Offense @Bay_Area_Ben
2K Followers 2K Following Author of the new book: 'The Wonderful Gatsby'
James Lough @JamesLough1
4K Followers 5K Following Co-Owner Clearing House Savannah Center for Art + Spirit. Classes in movement & the arts. Author, THIS AIN'T NO HOLIDAY INN: DOWN AND OUT AT THE CHELSEA HOTEL.
Anonymous & Employabl.. @NEthingButWork
1K Followers 1K Following Participation Trophy Haver. 🌈 https://t.co/42Zh8QWiEu
Karen D. Lioness @DeadLioness
7K Followers 2K Following I'm half kidding half the time, seriously. https://t.co/g0BBNFNniS IG:@deadlioness
Jed @whatjedsaid
1K Followers 4K Following “Susan! When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he’s in no position to run.” #DontBeASheyl
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo88
6K Followers 2K Following I know this guy who tries to write jokes. He goes to another school. You probably wouldn't know him. nattylumpo at BlueSky
〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.
Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4
116K Followers 6K Following I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids. https://t.co/m6TcvYNqfm
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams
2.8M Followers 2K Following Author of #RogueJustice (Out Now). Senior Counsel @RewiringAmerica. Other areas of focus: democracy + voting, public policy, small business & film+tv.
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 995 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
1.2M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.
The Young Turks @TheYoungTurks
424K Followers 9K Following The largest online progressive news show in the world. Hosted by @CenkUygur & @AnaKasparian. Watch #tytlive weeknights at 6pm ET/3pm PT on https://t.co/rzCrCS8OaY!
Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy
112K Followers 595 Following Also in a sketch group with my friends https://t.co/6Gaw4SYfsm
Sad Meteorologist @SadMeterologist
3K Followers 2K Following Husband of 4, father of 2 https://t.co/YCmWeFVc5c.
𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒�.. @1_swarthy_dude
9K Followers 4K Following Capable of reposting what ever I want • You should try it • https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu
Dad In A Bear Suit @dadinabearsuit
8K Followers 7K Following Father, husband, part time hit man. Don’t laugh your mom might be in here with me.
West Coast Offense @Bay_Area_Ben
2K Followers 2K Following Author of the new book: 'The Wonderful Gatsby'
Anonymous & Employabl.. @NEthingButWork
1K Followers 1K Following Participation Trophy Haver. 🌈 https://t.co/42Zh8QWiEu
Bryan With a Why @doublewenis
4K Followers 1K Following Stuck between wanting to be a better person and not really knowing how to steal someone’s identity.
OutOfLeftField @OutOfLeftField_
10K Followers 5K Following Navigating life with a shot ship & no compass. Like trying to push soy sauce up a hill..in the rain..with a feather. Brain Cancer Warrior. RAWR
joey 🔻 @joeislamo
7K Followers 1K Following
C @Carrie45630
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Kayton Kimberly @therepoguy
16K Followers 10K Following Mindset Coach - Learn How I make 10k A Month from my laptop https://t.co/Qaniufa5j4 My Agent isn't a Mirage, she really exist.
kewpie doll @kewpiedoll2691
2K Followers 3K Following the header picture is a typical day in my life. http://t.co/f2Vm5STmBB http://t.co/qi1Npn2wyv
BeckyWasHere @anotherbecky429
4K Followers 3K Following
Jhanelle @JhanelleDionne
2K Followers 1K Following Yes, I'm the real Sammy Sosa & this is my Pinterest | 🕵🏽♀️✍🏽🎤: Overthinker | 🌭🧛🏻♀️6x Silver Slugger.
Jillian @breatheandlove
14K Followers 3K Following Glaswegian. Ibiza resident. I Breathe, Love, rage tweet, & repeat. Bring back Favstar. ODAAT Recent tweets: https://t.co/6xw5HpYaT9
Topher Kearby @TopherKearby
7K Followers 583 Following Bestselling Writer and Artist. Order books, prints, and original art through the link below. Amazon. Barnes.
Mr. Pinkly Taurus, Ca.. @baliska2
2K Followers 2K Following Canadian, up to *some* good. Immeasureable. Indefatigable. I kill spiders for nobody.
Awesome Todd @Awesome_Todd
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Popcorn Ninja @thepopcornninja
1K Followers 2K Following The difference between martial arts and marital arts is a little dysexlia.
bearded grumblings @liberalcannon
2K Followers 2K Following Resident stoner. Forever laying on the couch charging my phone.
Keith @KeithAshers
689 Followers 1K Following i perform slight-of-hand for the visually impaired. http://t.co/CLIqGcQu7L
The Alicianater @leechee420
15K Followers 5K Following Beard connoisseur. I once used the word whom correctly in a sentence. @LuckoftheDraw86 is the Jack to my Coke.
Apple Jean @CrabappleTweets
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Faso @AKcrazy18
4K Followers 3K Following So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation? #COYG https://t.co/FRU7Hluc8h
Abhorrent Housewife @abhorrent_wife
18K Followers 2K Following Rolling my eyes so hard I'm looking out my own ass.
TheOfficePhilosopher @TheOPhilosopher
5K Followers 5K Following Give me a minute to get into character...
Fat Tittied Ninja @fatguythe
2K Followers 746 Following The idiot you didn’t know you needed up in yo world
beerlovesme @cleerus
325 Followers 488 Following
MrMooGert @MrMooGert
2K Followers 2K Following British, Pizza Enthusiast, Beard Owner, aspiring hat model.
🦄🦄 Jen 🦄🦄 @jenp33333
3K Followers 2K Following Cancer survivor. Yankees. Crazy Pug Lady. Just trying to make it til Friday. https://t.co/afHclidBen
NotTHATSheila @peb671
4K Followers 1K Following Make me laugh or go the fuck away. I follow funny. I'm still around.. lurking tweets→→https://t.co/rb252N3JFRYou are the sunlight reflected on every drop of dew in my morning. DAMMIT! WE ARE OUT OF RICE KRISPIES!!!!!
-at cardiologist, wired to some machine Dr: In the last week have you eaten your own weight in Oreos? Me: Is that an EKG or polygraph?
There are only a few things in life that scare me and all of them are babies
The year is 2016. Your kid is an idiot. He still gets a trophy.
Today is Dan Quayle's birthday. Celebrate by eating a delicious potatoe.
My music is on shuffle and just went from "Sweet Caroline" to "Big Poppa." The sudden wardrobe change was challenging.
Don't listen to them, Tuesday. You're still beautiful to me. Netflix and Chill?
When trying to avoid retweeting subtweets
[robbery] Everybody be cool, nobody gets hurt! "This gonna take long? I have a strict vegan diet to follow" Okay, some of you might get hurt
A judge on Chopped just said, "I'm looking for more fat with less flavor," and I'm like I'M RIGHT HERE
So many funny commercials!!! I couldn't stop laughing at the one where people taking pain killers couldn't poop.
I like steak fries more than I like 99.9999999% of humanity.
Thank Christ selfies didn't exist during that year in the 90's when I thought I looked cool in a driving cap.
Sometimes at night, when the house is quiet, I look back on my life and wonder if Limp Bizkit was really as douchey as I remember.
*runs towards Slip 'N Slide* *falls & slides halfway down on my face* Joe: More like Trip 'N Slide, am I right? Me: IT HURTS SO BAD
I'm sorry I punched everyone, in my defense, I heard fist exchange instead of gift exchange. I assumed it was an invitation to a fight club.
Nobody in this meeting making fun of my briefcase right now even knows it's full of fajita ingredients.
.@tacobell My order was $10.02 and I gave the cashier $11 but she said "that's okay" and gave me a $1 back. Do you want her name?
[job interview] "What would you say is your biggest weakness?" Puppies. I love 'em. "Same here, man. When can you start?"
Eating cottage cheese in an apartment because I live by my own rules.
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