Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

Twitter Employee (not fired yet) San Francisco, CA Joined March 2009

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Wetterschneider @Stretchedwiener

a year ago

Here it is. If you are a professional, if you are under NDA with your clients, if you are a creative, a lawyer, a doctor or anyone who works with proprietary files - it is time to cancel Adobe, delete all the apps and programs. Adobe can not be trusted.

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Sam Santala @SamSantala

a year ago

So am I reading this, right? @Adobe @Photoshop I can't use Photoshop unless I'm okay with you having full access to anything I create with it, INCLUDING NDA work?

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

a year ago

Hey @Adobe #photoshop

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

a year ago

And of course they still refuse to include a calculator

Tim Cook @tim_cook

a year ago

And of course they still refuse to include a calculator

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

a year ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! Elon still had his original hairline and Twitter wasnt overrun with quasi-illiterate crybaby racists indignantly simping for fascism! #MyXAnniversary jk actually it's #MyTwitterAnniversary because X is a stupid fucking name

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

2 years ago

Look at @RepChuck on the verge of tears while being confronted on his blind commitment to murdering civilians, just so long as can continue to suckle the 41P4C teet. reddit.com/r/PublicFreako…

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Nader @BonsaiSky

2 years ago

Young people are going to save the world.

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

2 years ago

Excited to announce my new documentary featuring the brave @jordanbpeterson will be debuting at #SXSW this year! #SXSW2024

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

3 years ago

@travisakers I'm telling my kids this is Ron DeSantis

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

2 years ago

The search function on @Artlist_io is absolutely awful. I'm sick of companies like this putting more money into marketing than UI/UX. Do better.

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

2 years ago

Los Angeles this weekend

Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly

2 years ago

Los Angeles this weekend

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jordan @JordanUhl

2 years ago

One for the ages here

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

2 years ago

New Season of I Think You Should Leave is 👎

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Robot Embryo @RobotEmbryo

2 years ago

Every accusation, a confession, by this lot. lawandcrime.com/crime/white-na…

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😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry

2 years ago

Because we’re not in a cult, you stupid fuck.

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1mposter @_1mposter

2 years ago

Time to unplug and go down the weekend face first.

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D @ReelSmartCookie

2 years ago

They all look like they were in the Black Hole Sun video.

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

2 years ago

deplorable dipshits are melting straight the fuck down and crying "done with Fox" because Tucker Carlson got fired. meanwhile, no one on the left gives a shit about Don Lemon, because we're not fucked up members of some fucked up cult

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Jason’s Blue Advocacy @j_blue_advocacy

2 years ago

I came across this TikTok by way of @Texas_SeoulGal. She’s an amazing friend and definitely worth a follow. Regarding this video. It’s from a veteran with disabilities talking about the proposed budget cuts to VA benefits. It’s emotional, it’s visceral, and it shouldn’t have…