HOLA I AM RODRIGUEZ INTERNET AKA ROD . NET FROM THE KANSAS CITY BREATH MINTS / OXFORD PAWS
FORMERLY HUMAN NOW TRANSCENDENTAL AMALGAMATION OF ASCII
(HE/HIM)imrod.net RELEASEDJoined September 2020
If you are interested in a Blaseball-like, I'm developing a game called MMOLB. The website is mmolb.com -- Targeting early 2024 release, but test seasons are available to view via links in the community Discord.
This week, 6 PLAYERS (!) were Inducted into the @blaseball Hall of Fame.
You can find their names and the next Ballot in this thread. There are also links to SIBR (for discussion), BNN (to contribute analysis), and our FAQ!
389 Followers 264 FollowingThe puppet who got to be a real girl. Pitcher?/Batter? for @magic_blaseball. Unauthorized Replica. Tentatively not dead. she/her. (RP account, pfp by @awhekate)
266 Followers 89 FollowingWhy buy mint condition, when slightly used will do?
Come down to Kansas City Betmint Motors for a steal of a deal.
No credit? No, money down!
353 Followers 544 Followingbatter for the ohio worms || any pronouns || inactive. thank you for everything || @blaseball unofficial rp account run by @asherlark
583 Followers 483 FollowingFormer Blaseball player, now just a catgirl of some sort! Nya~
//RP profile run by Twinkle (they/them)!
PFP by https://t.co/0U2M0cdVci . Banner pic by me!
237 Followers 260 FollowingShadowed batter for the @KC_BreathMints, the vampire from Hampshire. Bean King; current league leader in Hit-By-Pitch. (he/him) Pfp by @goatedtoasts
532 Followers 457 FollowingCo-Captain and pitcher for BC Noir. Legendary Uncle. Black coffee enthusiast. Former Breath Mint and Millennial.
Any pronouns.
(art by @cocacolapanda1)
3K Followers 293 FollowingHades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic
677 Followers 883 FollowingStruggling grad student. Fueled by coffee and compliments. Blaseball player for the Yellowstone Magic? She/Her (Avatar by @awhekate, Banner by @PieLovinKitty)
159 Followers 328 Followingsuper ultra kansas city breath mints captain 4ever. fake astrologer and professor at the @SIBROfficial college of augury. blaseball overflow for @yoorilikeglass
2K Followers 146 FollowingRIV Blaseball | Memorial twitter account for the Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed
256 Followers 287 Followingi'm wyatt, 13th of many. this one pitched for @KC_BreathMints once. went pretty alright? they/he. i do not exist. (pfp @DedSec_Pony, banner @lizzycentral)
462 Followers 247 FollowingArchive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.
428 Followers 408 FollowingCurrently some manner of player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, formerly affiliated with the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Houston Spies.
Profile pic by @HetreaSky.
484 Followers 459 FollowingI'm from Slouthie. It's a part of Boston. Hitter for the Boston Flowers He/Him. Eurosplort confirmed fantastic writer Pfp: https://t.co/4F3dPdxcx4
2K Followers 50 FollowingYour radio host, Radio Host!
Unofficial fan commentary
Commentating Blaseball on https://t.co/EIb2g1xREA
https://t.co/mJCqazn4tN
55 Followers 104 Following3B and Climatologist for the Toledo 🦕 Cryptids - Certified Angry Smol - Tired of ILB Weather - Any Pronouns - Has Stars at Heart ((Non-canon Blaseball OC))
71 Followers 115 FollowingBlaseball player. KC native. They/them. Died twice, got better!
|| OOC: Account run by @CPiGluy55, pfp by @toopachu.
(Inactive.)
28 Followers 517 FollowingI'm Wyatt Mason. Call me Eight. Former pitcher for the Ohio Worms, currently static. In an alternate reality. Any pronouns, except "it". ((RP account))
79 Followers 177 Followingworking towards becoming a better person | he/ze/they | formerly played for the @AtlantisBlasebl, currently in the Vault. ((pfp by the great
@wiresandlight))
59 Followers 134 FollowingPitcher for the @AK_immortals! | any/all | @blossom_labelle is my roommate | not actually a vampire | (Blaseball RP account!)
103 Followers 200 Following(they/them)
star pitcher for the vault legends
former batter for the spies and the jazz hands
(unofficial RP account run by @Slinky_Snake)
176 Followers 373 FollowingI'm a work in progress... so bear with me! | she/her | ex-batter for @Blaseball_Core... friend of @PsychicsOregon ((pfp by the great @wiresandlight))
137 Followers 375 FollowingIT SURE IS GETTING HOT IN HERE! WONDER BATTER COTE LOVELESS! SOLD OUT! CHECK BACK NEXT SEASON!
(unofficial blaseball rp account)
90 Followers 70 FollowingPitcher for the Seattle Garages, Kansas City Breath Mints Season 22 Champion, formerly of the LA Unlimited Tacos
pfp by @shortersneakier
605 Followers 3K FollowingWILL ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK💪💪
15 year rig hand now all in on crypto
No longer digging for oil just digging for digital gold
$KSM $EWT $DOT $OCEAN
77 Followers 229 FollowingMy name is Rod and I make music as Unreliable Narrator.
Indie Rock Guitars
Hazy Synths
Also: Orioles, Ravens, Fridays
https://t.co/DwTH4VQcKa
358 Followers 389 Followingall football is suffering, no matter if real or simulated (please stop proving me right on this), former /sp/ and /ck/manager
46 Followers 70 FollowingCorporate monster hunter, crypto currency enthusiast. Also dead. Not a Canadian spy. Ask me about NFTS. Art based on DSJ design & Sky's Minis
37 Followers 75 Followinghi, it's Tai! Formerly a Wing, now a Worm, guitarón aficionado, floatin on my comfy beanbag, just tryna to chill :) PFP: @thr33h3ad3ddrag
24K Followers 4 FollowingOfficial news for INTERNET LEAGUE #BLASEBALL. From the desk of Blaseball Commissioner and Legal Notary and @thegameband boss Parker MacMillan IIIII
496 Followers 423 Followingangel of wax
She/her Fae/faer Player for hades tigers
10 time fire eater
I’m dead now
pfp picrew by sushicore
header by
@toopachu
389 Followers 264 FollowingThe puppet who got to be a real girl. Pitcher?/Batter? for @magic_blaseball. Unauthorized Replica. Tentatively not dead. she/her. (RP account, pfp by @awhekate)
266 Followers 89 FollowingWhy buy mint condition, when slightly used will do?
Come down to Kansas City Betmint Motors for a steal of a deal.
No credit? No, money down!
353 Followers 544 Followingbatter for the ohio worms || any pronouns || inactive. thank you for everything || @blaseball unofficial rp account run by @asherlark
583 Followers 483 FollowingFormer Blaseball player, now just a catgirl of some sort! Nya~
//RP profile run by Twinkle (they/them)!
PFP by https://t.co/0U2M0cdVci . Banner pic by me!
8K Followers 156 FollowingThe Blaseball news you need, from Blaseball fans like you!
This account is retired. Follow our new account here: @SplortsCentral
237 Followers 260 FollowingShadowed batter for the @KC_BreathMints, the vampire from Hampshire. Bean King; current league leader in Hit-By-Pitch. (he/him) Pfp by @goatedtoasts
532 Followers 457 FollowingCo-Captain and pitcher for BC Noir. Legendary Uncle. Black coffee enthusiast. Former Breath Mint and Millennial.
Any pronouns.
(art by @cocacolapanda1)
3K Followers 293 FollowingHades Tigers blaseball team! We've lost more postseason games than you! Never Look Back! Header: Luis Alfonso. Profile Pic: @occultclassic
677 Followers 883 FollowingStruggling grad student. Fueled by coffee and compliments. Blaseball player for the Yellowstone Magic? She/Her (Avatar by @awhekate, Banner by @PieLovinKitty)
6K Followers 60 FollowingWe work together to make Blaseball data more accessible. (they/them)
Play @blaseball at https://t.co/IMxUjkI24t. Derive the stars at https://t.co/fb9aBuO6TN 🔮✨
159 Followers 328 Followingsuper ultra kansas city breath mints captain 4ever. fake astrologer and professor at the @SIBROfficial college of augury. blaseball overflow for @yoorilikeglass
2K Followers 146 FollowingRIV Blaseball | Memorial twitter account for the Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed
256 Followers 287 Followingi'm wyatt, 13th of many. this one pitched for @KC_BreathMints once. went pretty alright? they/he. i do not exist. (pfp @DedSec_Pony, banner @lizzycentral)
55 Followers 104 Following3B and Climatologist for the Toledo 🦕 Cryptids - Certified Angry Smol - Tired of ILB Weather - Any Pronouns - Has Stars at Heart ((Non-canon Blaseball OC))
71 Followers 115 FollowingBlaseball player. KC native. They/them. Died twice, got better!
|| OOC: Account run by @CPiGluy55, pfp by @toopachu.
(Inactive.)
121 Followers 415 Following(ey/em/eir) Desk jockey and head writer/editor of the Spies Daily Debriefings, an unofficial #blaseball recap blog. (semi-in-character-ish; main @orngjce223)
103 Followers 200 Following(they/them)
star pitcher for the vault legends
former batter for the spies and the jazz hands
(unofficial RP account run by @Slinky_Snake)
176 Followers 373 FollowingI'm a work in progress... so bear with me! | she/her | ex-batter for @Blaseball_Core... friend of @PsychicsOregon ((pfp by the great @wiresandlight))
137 Followers 375 FollowingIT SURE IS GETTING HOT IN HERE! WONDER BATTER COTE LOVELESS! SOLD OUT! CHECK BACK NEXT SEASON!
(unofficial blaseball rp account)
90 Followers 70 FollowingPitcher for the Seattle Garages, Kansas City Breath Mints Season 22 Champion, formerly of the LA Unlimited Tacos
pfp by @shortersneakier
136 Followers 138 FollowingBad at being a clone, pretty good at improvised weaponry. Yes I'm the one who wore the mask. Yes I know it's weird and- listen, there's a lot, okay.
46 Followers 70 FollowingCorporate monster hunter, crypto currency enthusiast. Also dead. Not a Canadian spy. Ask me about NFTS. Art based on DSJ design & Sky's Minis
124 Followers 207 FollowingHe/Him. Briefly a batter for the @KC_BreathMints. Original member of the @BOS_flowers. I'm just a guy, and I just love playing blaseball
183 Followers 342 FollowingAlto Patterson (any pronouns) Former mech, Batter for the Moist Talkers
Don't call me Dot
(unoffical rp account, pfp by @wiresandlight, header by @P_olybius)
118 Followers 262 FollowingBatter for the Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 || Former blasketball player || ey/em, shi/hirs, it/its || (art credit to @makowwka)
37 Followers 75 Followinghi, it's Tai! Formerly a Wing, now a Worm, guitarón aficionado, floatin on my comfy beanbag, just tryna to chill :) PFP: @thr33h3ad3ddrag
3K Followers 78 FollowingWilling host of Blaseball's official, league-sanctioned video Roundup. The ILB bears no responsibility for the opinions of The Anchor.
151 Followers 203 Followingthey/she | part knife, full theatre kid | used to play blaseball 🍬📱🥩, now i just tweet ig | king of new york | pfp by @elifinchs
176 Followers 163 FollowingPFP by @dbrunellbrutman. Hattoo Artist and Most Valuable Batter(?) for the @KC_BreathMint (formerly of the @NYMillenials and @HadesBlaseball.) she/any pronouns.
197 Followers 220 Followingowner of Sly Fox Eatery, pitcher for @nymillenials. yes i have a blagonball. mgmt says i can't fight sharks anymore {rp acct} (she/her) (pfp by @rabbittraps_)
247 Followers 157 Followingvaulted. formerly of the seattle garages, new york millennials and baltimore crabs. live bait. blazed it thrice. (they/them). pfp by @carcinize
108 Followers 169 Followinghello friends! i’m whirly/swirls, or whirls if you want. i use they/it/ae pronouns, and i like music and noises
(blaseball rp acc)