RogersHelps? @RogersNoHelp
Parody & Role-play account of @RogersHelps In many abusive relationships Joined November 2012-
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If we answer your call in under 40min then we have to answer EVERYONE'S call in under 40min. It wouldn't be fair.
Yeah I know, the pumpkin. Legal felt that a Rogers Santa implied we're giving something away.
Happy #NationalComingOutDay! As a screwyouoversexual, we feel it's important to respect our right to love screwing you over.
Today we remember what we are thankful for: Data caps, terrible plans, and such poor CSR that people rather pay the bill than call us.
As a consolation prize every @Rangers player goes home with a fully-charged Samsung Galaxy Note 7 and 200MB of data, for our own amusement.
Yeah, remain competitive when comparing the size of our CEO's yacht to other CEOs.
October is all about scaring! Being scared by your Rogers bill is all in the spirit of Halloween 👻
Well Shomi didn't work out, you Canadians didn't SHOMI the money hahahaha.. 💩💸😭
Yes, our 'skinny cable' package is designed to be undesirable. It's our way of giving back, by counteracting this fat-shaming society.
Asking us for bill credit is like asking the @MapleLeafs for a Stanley Cup.
Asking us for bill credit is like asking the @MapleLeafs for a Stanley Cup.
When Bell sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Putting customers on hold for 20+ minutes means they are more primed to accept whatever BS we say, as most just want to get off the phone.
#RogersTip: Experiencing dropped calls? Talk to your friend in person!
We have our own bank? Gaddamn, we're brilliant.
We have our own bank? Gaddamn, we're brilliant.
We were hoping you'd buy a 2nd home to increase our footprint.
We're sorry you feel that way Amit, but that's how oligopolies work; corporate profits over customer satisfaction.
We're sorry you feel that way Amit, but that's how oligopolies work; corporate profits over customer satisfaction.
Our apologies Ryan. Have you tried watching less porn? Your porn use might be straining the system.
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