Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday? Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights We burn a Tesla in remembrance
What a great way to celebrate the potential death of Twitter, with a tweet going viral ❤️❤️❤️
@Rubberasylum Twas the night before twitmas, & all cross the net, all the tweeters were musing on how much to bet The handles collected on Tumblr & Mast, were so overwhelming even their servers crashed Then what to my wondering eyes did appear, but this infernal website is somehow still here
@Rubberasylum @samsanders Why is this shitpost different from all other shitposts?
Dear @elonmusk I want a space x suit super bad. I went viral on your new platform. Scratch an itch? 😏
@Rubberasylum No matter how many retweets and likes this gets, it will still be an underrated tweet. Stand up and take a bow!
@Rubberasylum @MrAlanCooper It’s called the Festival of Yikes 😬