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Sacramento come see @GraceGFreud do an opening set at my live special taping this Saturday at the Geery theater! The venue is “almost full” according to event bright so don’t miss out!! Tickets are at rubysetnik.com or at the link in bio! @lancebangs 👀
Portland come see @wolfiecomedy @RubyKSetnik @AmyMiller @jordancasner Shain Brendan at @getdownpdx wl.seetickets.us/event/Lance-Ba…
Kids getting the idea that they’re autistic off of Tiktok, but I’m like - at least they’re not getting it off the streets.
Tryna find someone who shows up for me as much as my chronic UTIs
How does my body decide which egg to get rid of each month? Is it the hunger games and they fight to the death? In that case I won’t have a baby until right before menopause. Strongest baby.
Suicide hotlines should also sell me car insurance to save time
Just got off the the phone with the suicide hotline. Didn’t cum once 0/10 no stars
I think Girl Scouts should also be Mormons to save time
Married people with the same last name gross me out. What are you cousins?
When I was 13 I shaved my head in solidarity with all the brave children I gave lice to.
Let’s kiss under the Chinese spy balloon infested sky
Face ID on iphones kinda sweet if you think about it. you remember me ?
If we defeated the British how come I still have to look at them?
خنزير متخنز... @Pigooner123
98 Followers 1K Following عقلي مهووس بالاباحية و الاباحيين و الاباحيات #معصيتي_رحتيي #خنزير #نجس
B Dub 🇨🇦 Ⓥ �... @westcoastDub21
184 Followers 1K Following My love for animals outgrew my appetite for them Ⓥ 🌱Blockchain enthusiast. Environmental advocate. Sober life. GO CANUCKS GO! #Never51 #partownerofcanada
Andrea Rodríguez @AndreaR72643450
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🐘@[email protected]... @DotTomedy
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Midas Madison @MadisonMidas
293 Followers 2K Following Changing your mind after learning that you were wrong or misinformed isn’t weakness; it’s the only rational response. 100% That Bitch. Autistic AF.
Brant Keel @BrantKeel
384 Followers 3K Following History. Comic nerd. The ‘80’s. Tweets are mine. This stopped being Democrat vs. Republican a long time ago, folks. It’s Good vs. Evil. #voteblue
ARCHIVE @mahokuribot
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deadredzed @deadredzed
124 Followers 409 Following canceled old account because I talked about, 'I could fix the Joker 2 movie'. I was wrong and ashamed I have achieved exaltation & I'm now post-political
justin alix @justinalix62384
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Velo @namevelouria
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Truth Seeker @JenniferRainvi8
848 Followers 3K Following Love the truth where ever it is found 100% follow back
Shannon Skelton (writ... @skeltonwriter
213 Followers 442 Following Author of The Late Work of Sam Shepard (Bloomsbury), Wes Craven: Interviews (University Press of Mississippi) and contributor to various publications.
Straight Guy Hypno JO... @tuhbyus
119 Followers 652 Following Cut your fingernails, floss your teeth and scrub the orange-pink ring off of your porcelain you loser
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DaJuiceLikeDat @BogganBrandon
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jvhvv @hjjjjughj
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washopy @washopay
71 Followers 227 Following Discuss. Debate, No name calling. No hate. Except pigs at the trough. You can call pigs at the trough, pigs at the trough.
Antman647 @Antman647147762
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Geovanny Tapia @A__Sandwich
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izzy. @izmozero
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Weary @Weary576515
86 Followers 330 Following
Maguire @magnutts_
21 Followers 327 Following 20 ~ spidey stan usm lover (hickman goat) pp by https://t.co/ndc8gmAycb
We’re not happy 'ti... @earthwindn
30 Followers 927 Following Deputy Fleet Comander - Space Force(Ret). Former F1 Driver. Canon owner. (One of them might be true).
Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy
31K Followers 2K Following Standup Comic and former guy who uses Twitter
Tyler Woodard @TylerWo79483532
0 Followers 7 Following
𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐤 @MilkMyth
759 Followers 3K Following 𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 & 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛. • Milk Surface (they/any)
RatDuck @RatDuck_
18 Followers 588 Following
max @antitomatos
51 Followers 180 Following
🏳️⚧️ SS86... @Wtrmlnspctcls1
341 Followers 642 Following hii! my name is Naomi! I'm just a trans girly Alt: @beastwarslvr320 Windcharger? I hardly know 'er! 🏳️⚧️ She/her 🏳️⚧️ hrt 🎂 07/20/25
C. @cwdunton
43 Followers 399 Following
Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell
468K Followers 1K Following I’m the host of the DTFH and co-creator of the midnight gospel now streaming on Netflix. I'm also the founder of https://t.co/EpYac1W7cA
drue @druegill
12 Followers 12 Following
Jesse Kathan @JesseKathan
159 Followers 222 Following Reporter for @theSCLocal @ucbsoj California Local Reporting Fellow @UCSC_Scicomm alum
tippity @tippity
42K Followers 3K Following
deerhonk @deerhonk
92 Followers 338 Following 📷📱🎤🎹⚖️🌨️🎧🤸🏻♀️🚲🫐🛌🏳️⚧️💒🎀🌷🍇🧱🪭🎸❤️🔥🦀🍊🪜🦌🎨🐝🪤🪐👒🥝🍀🌳🌲🛤️🛣️⛰️🏔️🍲👗🫗 using this shit like tumblr :p
Pinko @PinkoPonkoPanko
11 Followers 13 Following
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