Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

A bot that generates tweets from @sparklingco2's Skephalo fics. All credit goes to them // Icon by @nekohalo // Unscheduled tweets archiveofourown.org/series/2200098 Joined January 2021

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

“So you’re still not fucking. Or dating.” “We are not. White team’s going mid, by the way.” [UR]

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“Well, Skeppy’s out mining today.” Bad shakes a box of noodles, inspecting it for – something. “I don’t know if he’ll come back for lunch or not, though. Set his place, just in case.” “Sure, Dad,” Sapnap repeats. [DV]

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

There he is, in shitty phone definition, covering Bad’s mouth in his own for what feels like forever until Skeppy slumps down in a fit of giggles, looking distinctly pleased with himself. [OI]

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

Bad plants his hands on Skeppy’s head – still hidden in the sleeves, so cute, SO cute – as Bad shoves down to try and dislodge himself.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

Skeppy’s tricked his friend over and over again to massive success, so what’s one more in the name of friendship and… confirming a theory?

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

A swift lunge earns him a shriek from Bad as he ducks under Skeppy’s grasping hands. The chase around the room is comically short and ends, as predicted, with Skeppy pinning Bad and his mass of blankets beneath him on the bed.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

The ghost of Bad’s grip in his hair lingers even now, along with the murmured I’ll miss you that Skeppy’s mind had replayed on loop the entire plane ride.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

It feels unreal; he might be dreaming. It might be a fantasy, unbroken even by the tiny pinch Skeppy gives himself to test. Skeppy can’t bring himself to care.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

Not something to overly worry about. Not something that was going to consume him on a nightly basis and keep him tossing and turning as he grasps instinctively in the dark for someone who isn’t there.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

// gun ment sometimes. i hear the gun a lot. i think its supposed to be u. but every time i try to grab or look at u, u disappear. The words feel too weighty, even as Skeppy’s thumb presses Send. He winces, then quickly adds: guess thats why theyre called bad dreams lol

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

If you wanted to nap on the couch, I think I could be there in the room. So that when you wake up I’m still there with you.

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5 years ago

He hadn’t expected them to be quite so fucking loud.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

Maybe he shouldn’t have been surprised at the attention he’d gotten on the first night, but the inner, violent recoil at their soft eyes and murmurs of interest in his ear had been… unnerving.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

Another flicker, low and unhappy in Skeppy’s gut.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

Sometimes Skeppy boots up his PS5 to play some games, and Bad will curl up with a blanket and Rat to watch Skeppy bash through monsters or speed through the highways on Gran Turismo. Bad takes a special interest in the latter, which Skeppy finds a little funny.

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Rurus Skephalo Bot @RurusBot

5 years ago

“Ooooh, I’m going to troll you. I’m going to troll you so bad, Bad. I’m going to troll you until you give me some muffinhead.”

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5 years ago

A flit of light across the trees is the only warning Skeppy gets before a thunderous crack splits the air in two.

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5 years ago

Swallowing down the increasingly painful lump in his throat, Skeppy blows on his fingers and cups them over his mouth one more time. “ANYBODY OUT THERE?! PLEASE?!”