Russell @RussellLavapie

Stand-up Comedian + Stand-up Musician Joined October 2011

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Russell @RussellLavapie

4 years ago

Crazy, stupid, Questlove #AddAWordRuinAMovie

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Russell @RussellLavapie

12 years ago

#BadOlympicEvents Improvised Fencing in a prison cell

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12 years ago

#DirtyGeography Chicago go go go go!!!!

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12 years ago

#WeCantDateIf you are Miley Cyrus, my hammer is not safe with you - Thor

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12 years ago

#ThingsBetterThanTheDunkContest Chris Bosh's fight scene in Jurassic park

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12 years ago

#FrozenBands Deadeye shrinked dick

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12 years ago

#OlympicMovies Cloudy with a chance of balls smashed in wrestling

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12 years ago

#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Disney will make the next star wars movies, that means much more gayer roles for C3PO.

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12 years ago

#SadToys Jay Leno action figure with a print that says "forever funny, forever employed"

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12 years ago

#NBADraft This year, miami heat wants to draft a lot of hair for their roster to support lebron's hairline

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13 years ago

#PrayForKobe Kobe's career may be over! My "NBA watching" career may also be over! stupid injury!!!

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13 years ago

Bigger car means smaller penis. I love my mini cooper. #TwitterMadeMeRealize

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13 years ago

#MentionSomebodyYouWantToMeet The singer of oppa gangnam style, so I can give him this message: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

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13 years ago

#ThereIsADifferenceBetween being hungry and being bored, I just have to figure it out...

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13 years ago

#IfiWokeUpInANewBugatti I will start wearing Donald Trump's wig

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13 years ago

#iKnowImNotTheOnlyOneWho thinks the pringles guy and the monopoly guy are related

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13 years ago

#InThisGenerationPeople get fatter and stupid... phones get thinner and smarter...

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13 years ago

#SomeDayiHopeToSee a remote control who doesn't like to play hide and seek between the cushions

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13 years ago

#TheWorldMadeSenseWhen Earth made a banner "Forever planet" and Pluto's watching in the background, crying...

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13 years ago

#ICanHonestlySay I'm not a perv. Just please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes! It's very distracting!

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