SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

You can’t fix stupid, but you can whine about it. Washington, DC Joined June 2020

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

4 years ago

Literally everyone sucks. Even me. I suck. You suck. We all suck.

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

Everyone keeps posting happy things about 2021.... y’all be jinxing it.

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

So it should be totally legal to pepper spray people that come near you with no mask...

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

Today I made the error of thinking that I am allowed to present evidence based opinions in my house.

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

New policy: political debates should be in the form of a rap battle. #Hamilton

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

Mask it or casket.

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

People ask if ya know a spot? I be like arrest the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor

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verandah @vrindadesh

5 years ago

hercules makes me cry every time and i will not apologize for it

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Apsu @apsara_ghising

5 years ago

Please respect my anti-social phase, I shouldn’t have to explain myself

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

So do we just live with our racist families or do we make a tent community in the forest? I gotta spare tent.

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manito @azarosito

5 years ago

i hate when mfs come in the crib and don't speak to the dogs. say hi to coco bitch.

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Zainaaab 🍉 @Zainaaab5

5 years ago

I keep saying ‘it is what it is’ but what even is it

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lil baddina @m4nd4777

5 years ago

i really wanna get my mom a hearing aid or something bro bc why i gotta say shit three times

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✞ @SXTKSH

5 years ago

Nothing I hate more than cocky mfs who got no reason to be cocky..

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Valerie Remy, MBA @Valerie_Remy

5 years ago

I’m not understanding why fireworks every fucking night is a thing this year.

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Lij @lijitimate

5 years ago

Parents are so difficult to raise forreal. Dem ears just hard.

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

If you’re 18-25... please vote. We outnumber them. We can fix it. And I don’t just mean presidential elections. Know your senators and representatives, follow local politics, this is our time, let’s take it.

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SASSY Muppet Mistress @SASSYmuppet

5 years ago

MLB hitters get paid millions of dollars to miss more than 70% of the time. #NonEssential

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Co-host:The Talk on CBS, host: Sheryl Underwood Radio, CEO of Pack Rat Production & Foundation Inc. & 23rd International President of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority.

Sheryl Underwood @sherylunderwood

1.4M Followers 1.4M Following Co-host:The Talk on CBS, host: Sheryl Underwood Radio, CEO of Pack Rat Production & Foundation Inc. & 23rd International President of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority.