SATIREinstein @SATIREinstein
It's not a place about light humour.You can very well get lost if you belong to that category.We are changing the world here through crazy intellect. Joined June 2012-
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Dhoni might ask for Aam aadmi pitch for next match. #IndiaVsEngland
"Give me a pitch where bowl doesn't touch the surface at all.All Full toss." Dhoni to Kolkata curator. #IndiaVsEngland
Gambhir-Nahi wicket doonga Panesar ko.Jab tak hai jaan,jab tak hai jaan #IndVsEng
Captain kept his calm.Fans are losing it,though. #IndiaVsEngland
Bowlers are batsman now.Seemss batsmen will be bowler from India's side.That's the only hope.#IndiaVsEngland
33 and 3.Pundits needed to avoid the calamity. #IndiaVsEngland
#IndiaVsEngland India was once considered master of spin bowling.Now they are student of same.Times they are A changin,indeed.
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Sunny Leone has accused Mahesh Bhatt of completely ruining her career by making her wear clothes.Contemplating legal action.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the president house.
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Proton, Electron, Neutron,positron,meson Fermion, Lepton and now Higgs Boson...Is this a list of sub-atomic particles or Draupadi's saree.
Mamta Banerjee demands HiggsBoson be renamed Higgs-Bongo since credit should go to all Bengalis, not just Bose.
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Journalists praise Amir Khan for pausing for longer duration before answering every question.Doctors see early symptoms of alzheimer
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