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As we continue the season, the Colts are 0-2 and still showing major offensive inconsistency. We have a tough game ahead with a more dangerous than ever @SB__Bills team which will require little to no mistakes to beat. Should be a good one as we get ready for kickoff now!

Our Season Opener is live on Twitch now as we take on the Texans and their new coach THoyt!

BREAKING: The Colts have received highly regarded WR Odell Beckham Jr and traded away the 5th pick in the draft along with 2 2nd rounders, one this year and one next. Please welcome this superstar with open arms! Big dreams early from coach Mootie Bootie.

The offseason is officially here in Soden Bowl! Can we get a vibe check 👀

The Colts offseason is officially beginning! The next era of Colts football will begin as Coach Mootie Bootie will start the process to retool the roster. Anyone got some predictions for what’s going to go down? @soden_bowl_20

Take Two! Colts and Jets is sneaking in right now!

Bad News Folks. Yet again stars have crossed and the game was pushed back to a later time. The press conference as well had to be delayed. New game time will be revealed soon.

Tonight our season finale takes place against the Jets! After the game Coach Mootie Bootie and GM Moot Binkie will be speaking about the past season and the upcoming offseason. Definitely a big night for the Colts organization!

After what was a promising start, any hope was taken away as the @JagsSbsl rampaged and dropped 50 on us. Coach Mootie Booties testing of new defense schemes lead the Jags offense to have a field day. We look to run through one more game and start what will be a big offseason.

Hello! The Colts Twitter is back online and here to tell you we face the Cardinals in a tank bowl matchup! If you are doing literally nothing with your life tune in!

UPDATE: As you all know Coach Luke Brentles was supposed to speak after the disappointing loss yesterday but this has been postponed due to illness. A few other players in the locker room also suffered from a similar illness. More details as they become available. @soden_bowl_20

Just in already! Mid season hire Head Coach Mootie Bootie will be speaking with media tomorrow! Except the highlights of the meeting to be posted here. @soden_bowl_20

Hello! This is the first official tweet for the Soden Bowl Colts this season! Follow everything Colts here as a relatively disappointing year is wrapping up. A lot of things are planned out including the next game which will take place at 3PM tomorrow! Can the Colts get a Win?