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Pretty funny to move into a new house and nearly every new neighbor you meet tells you how terrible the previous owners were. Really feels like starting on third base—just don’t be crazy and you’re already winning!
A few months ago, house around the corner sold—7000 sq ft, 5 BD, 6 BA, pool—$2.95M. Later learned it was purchased by an older woman and her brother for just the two of them. People can obv do what they want, I’m just trying to imagine WANTING to deal with all that at their age…
A few months ago, house around the corner sold—7000 sq ft, 5 BD, 6 BA, pool—$2.95M. Later learned it was purchased by an older woman and her brother for just the two of them. People can obv do what they want, I’m just trying to imagine WANTING to deal with all that at their age…
I reserved a cargo van from Home Depot this weekend to move a couch. 50 minutes before we were supposed to pick up the van, they EMAILED “your reservation has been canceled due to availability.” Pardon? The reservation I made days ahead? The one you confirmed? What?
I reserved a cargo van from Home Depot this weekend to move a couch. 50 minutes before we were supposed to pick up the van, they EMAILED “your reservation has been canceled due to availability.” Pardon? The reservation I made days ahead? The one you confirmed? What?
Oh no. No one could ever make me hate brown eyed girl bc it’s my 80 yo mother’s (who has blue eyes??) fave. Like since before I was born. The other day, it started playing at a restaurant, and my 4 yo niece ran over yelling, “it’s Mimi’s favorite song!!” and I almost cried lol.
My daughter loves the lil McDonald’s toys, they’re the perfect size to use with some of her stuffies and dolls 🤷🏻♀️
My daughter loves the lil McDonald’s toys, they’re the perfect size to use with some of her stuffies and dolls 🤷🏻♀️
I can’t stop laughing at this because it’s so accurate. Especially the second half, me and mom EXACTLY. instagram.com/reel/DMyGVqfvP…
My sister and I are not twins, but we still look enough alike and live near each other that random people at places we both regularly go (coffee shops etc.) will be like, “do you have a twin? I’ve seen someone else who looks almost exactly like you.” Happened again tonight 😂
Husband: Before screentime, you need to clean your room 6 yo daughter: ugh, that sucks Husband: I understand your feeling, but that’s not a polite way to say it 😂😂
Idk man I think it depends…
We just closed on our house after a yearlong search. My 6yodaughter chose her room during the open house because it had a little turtle throw pillow on the bed. And our realtor got her a closing gift—that exact pillow 🥹 I’m always impressed by people who are amazing gift-givers.
Baby gender assumptions can be so funny. My sis has a 4 yo girl and almost-2-yo boy. My niece has often been assumed a boy and my nephew a girl. I think bc my niece has short dark hair that took forever to grow & doesn’t love “girly colors” and my nephew has long blonde curls 🤷🏻♀️
Baby gender assumptions can be so funny. My sis has a 4 yo girl and almost-2-yo boy. My niece has often been assumed a boy and my nephew a girl. I think bc my niece has short dark hair that took forever to grow & doesn’t love “girly colors” and my nephew has long blonde curls 🤷🏻♀️
For the next three weeks, BOTH of my kids are at the same summer camps (less driving around), which also provide lunch and snacks. Finally time for MY summer break lmao 😎
Idk, this just wasn’t true IME, if we’re sharing anecdotes. I had a lot of engineering/pre-med friends and none of them took upper-level humanities courses. I (English major) took physics and stats but I wouldn’t consider that “upper-level” either.
Idk, this just wasn’t true IME, if we’re sharing anecdotes. I had a lot of engineering/pre-med friends and none of them took upper-level humanities courses. I (English major) took physics and stats but I wouldn’t consider that “upper-level” either.
Everyone posting comments like this is annoying. I work in the corporate world, but not knowing the details about corporate structure isn’t some kind of intelligence failure. I actually think the bigger failure is projecting an air of superiority for knowing it. Good for you!
Everyone posting comments like this is annoying. I work in the corporate world, but not knowing the details about corporate structure isn’t some kind of intelligence failure. I actually think the bigger failure is projecting an air of superiority for knowing it. Good for you!

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