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Tulsi Gabbard announces plans to cut intelligence by half, outsources thinking to Moscow
In staggering blow to local economy, Blockbuster announces no new California locations
Trump administration embraces controversial DUI hiring practices.
“Proud Defenders of Women” flock to the comments to insist that, obviously, a 5'2", 61-year-old retired politician could take on a Division I NCAA athlete.
Cuomo announces independent Mayoral run alongside new campaign slogan: Vote Blue? No, matters who!
Obama sees a Leftist’s shadow, forecasts six more years of trying to make neoliberalism work.
Seven years after the Salesforce Tower usurped the Transamerica Pyramid as San Francisco’s highest skyscraper, a Palantir is planning a building that would become the tallest in California.
Musk announces Grok integration in Teslas and surprise rollout of standard sunroofs “to encourage exuberant waving.
NEW: Sam Altman declares himself "politically homeless" — SF DPW hears "homeless" and rushes to bulldoze his house.
Mamdani’s SAT scores? Cute. We’ve got the real scoop: Chesa Boudin’s 7th grade social studies transcript.
Jonathan Greenblatt of the ADL insists: "Relax. It’s cool — I gave Trump the S-word pass and he usually only says it when rapping alone in the car."
EXCLUSIVE: Joel Engardio identified as Mission native on 1996 Kinko’s job application according to newly obtained documents
Dogwhistle industry hit hard as racists across the political spectrum eschew plausible deniability in the wake of Zohran’s NYC primary win
Guest Editorial: We survived Chesa, we survived Dean - we’ll survive this, too. Jay Cheng lays out a 3-point plan to panic constructively.
Walgreens closures lead Mayor Lurie to present a bold new plan: the Pharmers Market Initiative would bring healthcare to the masses for five hours on Tuesday mornings.
We’re endorsing Cuomo—not because we’re afraid of Zohran, but because even we dread Michelle Tandler's potential return to SF
An ICE agent, a CBP officer, and Gavin Newsom walk into a bar. It’s not a joke - it’s the governor’s latest podcast episode.
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Justin Phillips @JustMrPhillips
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John Shea @JohnSheaHey
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