SHAQ, copy edited @SHAQ_EDITED
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Dearest David Beckham, You leave me no choice but to call you a coward. The gauntlet hath been cast.
I'm about to swim 20 laps. A task made easier by the fact I'm as tall as an Olympic sized swimming pool is long.
Let us meet at the Arizona Biltmore, more specifically the back patio, around, shall we say, 4 in the post meridiem. I laugh out loud.
I shall visit the infamous grassy knoll tomorrow.
Wearily I arrive at the Portland arena, but my spirits raise considerably upon seeing my favorite reporter, Cheryl Miller.
I have left one single ticket to my show at the will call office under the name Twitter. Whoever claims it shall get free entry to the game.
Attention all Twitter-followers. I shall update my Twitter account at halftime and not be fined, unlike some fellow whose name I don't know.
Wee wee wha weee wee wha weee wee weeee. What recording artist created such beautiful melodious sounds?
Stay away from the Happy Birthday Shaq Site. Those gentlemen are charlatans and haven't a thing to do with me. Shameful tomfoolery.
I'm listening to the radio station in Houston. I love you guys too.
Here's a hint. I'm between 15th and 1st, eating lunch outside.
I'm in Miami on the beach. Whoever touches me first gets two tickets. You have 30 minutes.
I'm at Firehouse Subs. The turkey on wheat with extra mayo is quite delicious. Laugh out loud.
I'm at the arena I built--the Amway Arena in Orlando. Damn, I'm old.
This is for my copy editor who I like as much as Kathleen Hessert. It's as cold as a frosty mug down in Orlando, cousin. Flizzo
Larry jones and I just fed 400 families in Orlando.
Thank you. You all were my good luck charms today. I appreciate you guys.
I'm about to go to bed tonight. I have to be ready for the "Kobester" and the Lakers.