𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

〝 It's a district in Tokyo where I run my shop, there's also a bunch of other stores and restaurants. A good place to be if you're looking for anything. 〞

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 Thanks for the tip. 〞 Iwai counts the 84 coins over.. Strangely enough these seem to be made of gold, so despite the currency exchange, the coins on their own might fetch a nice price.

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 Sell it to you for 20, 000 yen, make the conversions yourself. 〞

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〝 Heavy thing, weighs enough on its own, even without the cartridge inside of it. Though it doesn't seem like it'll be a problem for you. 〞 Iwai picks out a Grenade Launcher and hands it over to Bowser. It looks real, sure enough.

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 Shotguns, Semi-Automatic Handguns, SMGs, Assault Rifles, Revolvers, Grenade Launchers... Laser guns, I guess. Depends on what you want. 〞

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 /Model/ gun, to be more specific. Not sure if it'll work the same for you as it does for the kid, but you could give it a shot. 〞 Iwai smirks to himself. Terrible pun.

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 Great, so this is really happening... I need a trip back into reality, you want to buy a gun? 〞

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

/ In other news: I'm tempted to make a Doppio account just because I love that boy with heart and soul

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 I'm talking to a walking, talking, spiked, somehow ginger turtle who just told me that one of my customers fights secretary dogs. Are you sure? 〞

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 Sure doesn't sound like it, though at this point I think this goes beyond universal shit and boils down to me being a schizophrenic. 〞

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 ... 〞 The clerk leans back and looks up, crossing his arms. 〝 I think I have to see a doctor. 〞

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 ... Okay, so this dog. Does it have that actual job, or does it just have one of those dresses insane dog owners put on them 'cuz they think it looks cute? 〞

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

/ I'm trying to get a muse playlist down for Iwai so I can get in character I've got replies to tend to. It's strangely difficult

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𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙷𝙸𝚂𝙰 — 𝙸𝚆𝙰𝙸. @SLAMFlRE

6 years ago

〝 ... 〞 Iwai grabs a random chair and sits down, bringing his elbows up onto his knees and covering his mouth with his clasped hands. 〝 A dog... who's a secretary. 〞