Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

Parody of a Massive Helmet & Useless MP Can't take a dump without a ribbon, photographer and press release. NSFW Here Joined July 2020

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

I fully support my honourable colleague in her quest for answers. I'm asking the government to commit to another No 10 Commission to find that there is evidence that corruption exists, but not in a systematic way and we should be a shining example of corruption to the world. 🇬🇧

Anneliese Dodds @AnnelieseDodds

5 years ago

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

I would post the #WeNeedToTalkAboutArcuri But I heard Carrie Symonds is threatening a scrotal waxing to anyone mentioning her name.

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

In other words it's a masterpiece of a Conservative report. I just felt it needed a little less time under the gaslight and a little more 🇬🇧 for flavour which would of really really brought the "Fuck You" undertones to the foreground.

Dr Addy Adelaine @AddyAdelaine

5 years ago

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Gary Younge @garyyounge

5 years ago

"When your turn comes, take the jab."

Zubeida Malik @zubeidamalik

5 years ago

"When your turn comes, take the jab."

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

Christ I hope nobody finds out how much I have to pay J Deamers and Sons to deal with my chaotic nasal hair. Honestly they rock up with a couple of industrial hedge trimmers once a fortnight.

Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙 @g_gosden

5 years ago

Christ I hope nobody finds out how much I have to pay J Deamers and Sons to deal with my chaotic nasal hair. Honestly they rock up with a couple of industrial hedge trimmers once a fortnight.

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

Ahh fuckit, we'll have to do something now too. How about a 10% discount on all 🇬🇧 for all NHS Staff? Cool? Sweet.

NHS Million @NHSMillion

5 years ago

Ahh fuckit, we'll have to do something now too. How about a 10% discount on all 🇬🇧 for all NHS Staff? Cool? Sweet.

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

See we don't all lie 100% of the time. We can tell the truth.... Sometimes.... Accidentally.... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

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Prof. Frank McDonough @FXMC1957

5 years ago

19 March 1921. Tommy Cooper was born in Caerphilly, Wales. He was one of Britain’s best loved comedians and magicians. He wore a red fez when performing. He was an accomplished magician and a member of The Magic Circle but pretended his magic tricks were those of an amateur.

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

Only Bim being blasted? Guess Stevenage residents don't care so much about their right to protest. Good little subjects.

The Comet @thecomet24

5 years ago

Only Bim being blasted? Guess Stevenage residents don't care so much about their right to protest. Good little subjects.

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

@LONGPIG68 Somebody didn't think "fuck my fellow citizens, I'm buying all the toilet paper I can fit in a trolley!" at the start of this whole thing. Well, you have only yourself to blame for not screwing others over and running out of shit roll. Want to borrow my copy of Article 16?

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

Bullshit....?

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

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Parody Matt Hancock 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @ParodyHancock

5 years ago

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

Shite, if we start excluding those "where gross professional negligence has been shown", Parliament's gonna be fuckin empty.

BBC Politics @BBCPolitics

5 years ago

Shite, if we start excluding those "where gross professional negligence has been shown", Parliament's gonna be fuckin empty.

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

As the Ultra Leftist Mash Report is pulled from the BBC, some are wondering if they will maintain their legendary political neutrality by cancelling the extremely right leaning BBC News.

British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy

5 years ago

As the Ultra Leftist Mash Report is pulled from the BBC, some are wondering if they will maintain their legendary political neutrality by cancelling the extremely right leaning BBC News.

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Stephen McPartTime @SMcPartTime

5 years ago

#SackChrisWhitty He Clearly doesn't believe in Britain enough. Sack Chris Whitty and put a 🇬🇧 in his place. Covid is like Brexit, only PURE BLIND FAITH will carry us forwards. Onwards and Upwards to a bigger death count. WE CAN DO IT!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧