Prince Harry @SPARESanREPAIRS
I am absolutely, fucking fuming at my brother and I'm glad he's bald. Joined November 2022-
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No I won't be paying for a BLUE TICK... mainly because @elonmusk is a twat and I'd rather spend the rest of my days in the LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE aisle in B&M. #PrinceHarry #fuckElon #ILoveYouReallyBnM
For the record, I LOOK NOTHING LIKE JAMES HEWITT... if you fuckin squint and don't look directly at me. Heathens. #YoureAwizardHarry #PrinceHarry
I am absolutely fucking fuming at my brother and I'm glad he's bald. He pushed me you know... Hope he goes for a 2 mile walk off a 1 mile pier. #futureking #williampushedme #PrinceHarry #HaveSomeSinglePlyToiletPaperYouWanker
She never really let on, but my Grandmother thought Boris Johnson was the most ridiculous man. She used to call him "the drunken Tumbleweed" and spit in his tea. #fuckthetories #BorisJohnson #PrinceHarry #PrinceWilliamIsABully
You know, this one time Meghan looked at Granny's Deviled eggs for too long and my father hit her with a spoon.. #DontFuckWithGrannysEggs #ShutUpHarry #Spare #harryandmeghan
Well it would appear that one's Publishers have more leaks than a fucking teabag. #PrinceHarry #Spare #IamGladMyBrotherIsBALD
Forgot to add that Wills used to routinely fart on my pillow every Sunday & that we both think Camilla smells like ham.
Somebody's just asked me "Are those your eyebrows??" No Joyce.. I found them on the fuckin path.
It's almost as if nobody's noticed Elon Musk's head is so god damn square he could puncture a football. - Does he moonlight as a Monopoly dice? - Has he fallen out of fuckin Minecraft? Nobody knows...
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The integrity of a soggy cardboard box.
No 10 says PM has "zero tolerance" approach to bullying - yet still appointed Gavin Williamson knowing he faced bullying allegations.
Kids, it is November the 5th, we are going to a field covered in sheep shit to watch a farmer burn some shite he doesn’t need, whether you like it or not.
@SwearinsCarin @elonmusk What the fuck is going on with her tits??
@SwearinsCarin I am absolutely not going to follow you. You're distracting enough on FB. Yet here I am, off down the sweary wee me rabit hole and into the altogether more darklly surreal world of Twitter. Stay sweary, stay safe.
Westminster "warm space" which was opened up last week is proving very popular amongst older residents.
@SwearinsCarin He looks like his face has caught fire and someone's tried to put it out with a shovel!
@SwearinsCarin He genuinely puts me in mind when they unveil the villain at the end of Scooby Doo, or just a really shit baddie in Austin Powers 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️👀👀
@SwearinsCarin @whotheFisfran Oh hey!!
@SwearinsCarin looking forward to the Piers Morgan tweets 🤣
@SwearinsCarin found you... judging by your first tweet, might run a sweep on how long you last before you're sent off to play with Donald Trump 🤣🤣
@elonmusk You’re blaming activists? Elon, your messaging has been all over the place and racial slurs are up something like 500% since you took over. You’ve personally seen to horrible accounts being reinstated (Caturd). The right wing is for hate speech and you seem to back them.
@SwearinsCarin Am LOVING that you're on Twitter, finally, but this has had me howling
I don't know what my favourite part of this is. A. That he didn't predict that people wouldn't want to be associated with the way he's running things, B. That he's blaming 'activists' or C. THAT HE THINKS TWITTER IS IN AMERICA
Twitter has had a massive drop in revenue, due to activist groups pressuring advertisers, even though nothing has changed with content moderation and we did everything we could to appease the activists. Extremely messed up! They’re trying to destroy free speech in America.
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