Conan Farrell @SQLDub

SQL DBA, Data Architect, ETL writer and coffee fetcher. #gnuTerrryPratchett Moved to:https://t.co/C02JxfiaCu Ireland (west) Joined August 2013

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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

2 years ago

Map of Europe drawn from memory

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2 years ago

For the day that's in it. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #May4th ( contains strong langauge, it's Malcolm Tucker after all)

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2 years ago

Annual #sqlbits tweet

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3 years ago

Flights and hotel booked for #SQLBits Maybe the T-Shirts won't be quite as Orange this year. #HereBeDragons

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4 years ago

Data (re)connections?

SQLBits @SQLBits

4 years ago

Data (re)connections?

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Jo Berry is writing ✍️😎🌻🕊 @J_WBerry

4 years ago

A rare photo of Schrödinger's cat 📸 🐈📦 🤣

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5 years ago

Happy Birthday @sqldbawithbeard

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5 years ago

The entire database community shakes their head. Excel being used as a database strikes again.

Max Roser @MaxCRoser

5 years ago

The entire database community shakes their head. Excel being used as a database strikes again.

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5 years ago

As it's Friday, here is one the party in 2016. #sqlbits2020 #sqlbits

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5 years ago

I would like to blame the lag for my poor showing in the #sqlbits quiz. As I said, I would like to #sqlbits2020 #iknowstuffiswear

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Conan Farrell @SQLDub

6 years ago

Anyone else using the circle trust to explain social distancing to family members? #COVID19

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6 years ago

Thank you to the committee members for making what was I’m sure was a very tough decision. See you all in September. #SQLBits

SQLBits @SQLBits

6 years ago

Thank you to the committee members for making what was I’m sure was a very tough decision. See you all in September. #SQLBits

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6 years ago

Just in case you haven't seen this already.

Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer

6 years ago

Just in case you haven't seen this already.

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TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles

6 years ago

The office next door to ours made me feel bad about our lack of decoration so I drew this. #science

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Conan Farrell @SQLDub

6 years ago

So #SQLBits is 5 days this year. The extra day being a conference day. That's a lot of extra sessions.

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Steve Stewart-Williams @SteveStuWill

6 years ago

It's so important to label your axes correctly.

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6 years ago

When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.

Tim Ford @sqlagentman

6 years ago

When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.