Ben Bolte @SQLHead

Developer/admin for SQL Server since 1997. I was BI when we still called it OLAP. Native Angelino. Kings, Galaxy and Lakers fan, in that order. Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2010

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Ben Bolte @SQLHead

2 years ago

I see you @zlind76 cc @jimmyeatworld

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regular steve albini @electricalWSOP

2 years ago

Thread: I work in an arcane field where the job requires specific technical knowledge, built on a ladder of understanding and breakthroughs going back over 100 years. It's not immunology but it's not nothing.

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Cam Harless @camharless

3 years ago

All right. Another presidents that you never asked for ai art thread. This time, they’re professional wrasslers. 1. George Washington

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Sam Curry @samwcyo

3 years ago

More car hacking! Earlier this year, we were able to remotely unlock, start, locate, flash, and honk any remotely connected Honda, Nissan, Infiniti, and Acura vehicles, completely unauthorized, knowing only the VIN number of the car. Here's how we found it, and how it works:

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

3 years ago

We're two weeks away from finding out Herschel Walker was never actually a football player.

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Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke

3 years ago

This guy wins at Linkedin

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

3 years ago

Nolan Ryan’s ERA was 3.09 the year the White Album came out. It was 2.91 the year Nirvana released Nevermind.

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Amy Pechacek @pechacek_amy

3 years ago

It feels illegal to know about these 20 websites:

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Chris, woke Marxist @WriteToRebel

3 years ago

My grandpa just said an incredible old man phrase, which is “I’m tellin’ six-foot jokes and everybody’s five ten”

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Ben Bolte @SQLHead

3 years ago

If there is ever a “weird s—- I’ve seen” meme scorecard, I’m now going to be able to get points for “Woman walking cat in screened-in stroller”.

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Ben Bolte @SQLHead

3 years ago

This is amazing work: youtu.be/bEzbim8peGU

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Ben Bolte @SQLHead

3 years ago

I feel like I would love this way more than anyone who’d road-trip with me…

caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

3 years ago

I feel like I would love this way more than anyone who’d road-trip with me…

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LA Kings @LAKings

3 years ago

2️⃣3️⃣ Forever.

Dustin Brown @DustinBrown23

3 years ago

2️⃣3️⃣ Forever.

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Ben Bolte @SQLHead

3 years ago

#GoKingsGo

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Adam Conover @adamconover

3 years ago

I’m so excited to finally share the trailer for my new docu-comedy series, The G Word. We spent 3 years researching, writing, and filming around the US to pull back the curtain on our government. All 6 eps drop worldwide on Netflix on May 19th! I can’t wait for you to see it.