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Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real

3 days ago

You know that hose they advertise on TV? It’s expandable then retracts to the same small size. Never leaks they say no leaks. Not true not true. I had a leak taped it up. There’s a new leak today. Just thought I’d let you know.

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Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX

3 days ago

BREAKING: I'm encouraging Texas schools to begin the legal process of putting prayer back in the classroom and recommending the Lord's Prayer for students. In Texas classrooms, we want the Word of God opened, the Ten Commandments displayed, and prayers lifted up.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani

4 days ago

my brother, this isn’t garlic and we’re not vampires

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Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada

a week ago

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE LINE TO PISS ON HIS GRAVE WILL START IN CANADA. IT’LL BE TREMENDOUS, PROBABLY THE GREATEST LINE IN HISTORY. AND WE’LL BE EATING A LOT OF ASPARAGUS, THE FINEST ASPARAGUS, SO BIG, SO STRONG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. CHT 🇨🇦

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Stephen King @StephenKing

a week ago

As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have fewer mass killings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.

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Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg

a week ago

@JDVance I am not a left wing politician. I am the father of Jaime who was murdered in the Parkland shooting. YOU ARE MISERABLE AND WRONG @JDVance. It is shocking to me how politicians like you mock and use the idea of "thoughts and prayers" to cover for your prior and future inaction…

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Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar

a week ago

I mean, I do appreciate their honesty…

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Wes Moore @iamwesmoore

2 weeks ago

lol

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar

2 weeks ago

lol

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Johnny A @ShadyJohnnyA

a week ago

@RossKneeDeep

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Wes Moore @iamwesmoore

2 weeks ago

Did Donald Trump, the President of the United States, lie about an injury to dodge the Vietnam draft?

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Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker

2 weeks ago

The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.

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Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom

2 weeks ago

California is the fourth largest economy in the WORLD. We contribute $83 BILLION to the federal government while Texas takes $71 BILLION. Nice flags, though.

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Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX

2 weeks ago

California is the fourth largest economy in the WORLD. We contribute $83 BILLION to the federal government while Texas takes $71 BILLION. Nice flags, though.

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Alton Brown @altonbrown

2 weeks ago

If you want to really get technical about it, a hotdog isn’t a sandwich, it’s a gyro.

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Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom

2 weeks ago

California is the 4th largest economy in the WORLD. We keep America’s economy running — giving $83 billion to the federal government, while you TAKE $71 billion. We literally subsidize your work. But nice graphic.

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Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX

2 weeks ago

California is the 4th largest economy in the WORLD. We keep America’s economy running — giving $83 billion to the federal government, while you TAKE $71 billion. We literally subsidize your work. But nice graphic.

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Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert

3 weeks ago

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

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Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone

3 weeks ago

Dear Mike Johnson, I am not a Christian. I will not be a Christian. You can worship however you choose, because this is America. If you force people into a National reliegion, it is no longer America. I am an American. My religion is none of your business.

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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

3 weeks ago

The shortest route from Santiago, Chile to Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia

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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes

3 weeks ago

Kiss band member Gene Simmons: “Look what [Trump] did to this country and the polarization – got all the cockroaches to rise to the top. Once upon a time, you were embarrassed to be publicly racist and out there with conspiracy theories. Now it’s all out in the open because he…

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Channel 5 @Channel5iveNews

3 weeks ago

Melania Trump threatened Hunter Biden with a billion dollar lawsuit, demanding we retract our last interview and Hunter issue a formal apology. His response:

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Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸 @gaughen

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