Seriously Stupid Shit My Colleagues Said @SSSMCS
What's the stupidest shit you've heard today? Yorkshire and The Humber, Engl Joined November 2019-
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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"I'd wank a dog off for 40 quid" - Hayley #SSSMCS
"I ate too many red grapes earlier, I might need to run out to the loo shortly" - @AmandaHolden #SSSMCS
"I have to work downstairs because I'm a fire hazard" - Lennon #SSSMCS
"Last time I moisturised me bollocks was after I'd got em stuck in the Xbox disc drawer" - Muadh #SSSMCS
"I once got wanked off by a pregnant Irish girl, but I didn't cum. She was rubbish" - Ben #SSSMCS
The linesman after planting one on Robertson.
The linesman after planting one on Robertson.
"My Grandad lost his eyes because of bees" - Haris #SSSMCS
"That's why they pay me the big bucks - because I don't walk into things" - Patrick #SSSMCS
"I once played Netball against a girl who had no hand, just a fist" - Emma #SSSMCS
"I do like fucking wives" - Jonny. #SSSMCS
It's Easter. Get fucked up and eat all the food. It's what Jesus would have wanted. He died so you can have a four day bender 👌
This #SSSMCS
What stupid shit have your colleagues said? Let me know and let's revel in what a bunch of fuckwits we work with 👌 #SSSMCS
"I have to work downstairs because I am a fire hazard" - Lennon #SSSMCS
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